Why Can't I Feel The Pea Under My 72 Mattresses

Artisinal floral toffee made with true love, bloomed tender, and sold cheap

[fakeandorgay]

I'm sorry i had to censor it ... i'll find a way to link uncensored in a reblog l8r

[floatstung]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[floatstung]

hello big sexy what are your weaknesses

I work too hard… love too much… I shine too bright and cars in front of me spin out and crash on the freeway

[zx-yourmother-xz]

attentjon to everyone who follows me: "kill yourself if you're skinny" or "gain weight or die"

[floatstung]

hi ... lets say you could only eat 1 food from now on... what wojld kt be

Love 💗

[floatstung]

h ello how are u

☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️☄️ LEVEL 16 FLAME ATTACK

[floatstung]

Part 1 of my prospective HLVRAI plainclothes lineup… Gordon Alone💔 also pairing every character with a Ween song

[vinegar-rights]

thinking abt them again

[zx-yourmother-xz]

hello my shadow @floatstung

[floatstung]

I am frying Gordon’s brain… The Half-Life Diaries

[floatstung]

Anyone got 1 billion cents for the greedy greedy gumball machine

[floatstung]

GYAAHHHHH!!! I just realized I have a whole bunch of art I’ve never ever posted. Attack of my inconsistently designed ginger man + mildly related groubles and such.

[floatstung]

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!! i'm defusing a bomb!!! there are 45 seconds left on the timer!!!! do i cut the red or blue wire!!! pick wrong and i'll die!!! wait too long and i'll die!!!!!! do nothing and i'll die!!! act now! now! now! 30 seconds!!! 29!!! 28!!!

Use the pendant your grandmother gave you… unlock the power within the locked chamber of the bombs inner gilded heart… turn the bomb into a beautiful marble birdbath and revitalize the local dove population 🕊️🕊️🕊️

[floatstung]

1 million locusts for sale. Don’t play outlast trials for 9 hours straight

[7pmest]

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

[leanmeanweenmachine]

> claims to be busy with finals

> still answering tumblr asks

me when i have a hashtag break :''''( @floatstung please back me up there's a HATER !! in my ask box

[floatstung]

I’ll protect you…! [eyes glow red and I summon 7 magical flaming skulls from my grimoire]

[leanmeanweenmachine]

she hugs me

[floatstung]

Pass me a cheese pizza with two ice teas, if you please…

[floatstung]

Yuriko mega hyper laser beam. The Gnosia anime opening is so good when I heard it I actually screamed and cried and exploded into a flock of doves and flew into the sun and melted into wax and was carried back to shore by hyper intelligent beluga whales and reformed and created German expressionist cinema with my mind and heart.

[floatstung]

Jeanette when you won’t give her the freaky ghost amulet so she can send a random woman to eternal damnation

[literal-trans-beans]

You can only reblog this post until 11/12/2025 5:00 PM CST.

Not kidding. This post will be locked then. Enjoy the novelty while you can.