BMW head canons (but 2026)-Eric edition
-is bisexual(duh)
-has ADHD and dyslexia (get my boy some Ritalin rn😭)
-dates Jack (should've been canon)
-drinks Matcha, but because he likes it
-kicks Jack in his sleep (projecting 💔)
-is not picky by any means, but despises olives and cauliflower
-is 30% Mtn Dew (also projecting)
-tops because I said so
-goes to Feeny with all his problems (not a headcanon, but very important)
-consumes a lot of pizza, borderline too much
-doom scrolls in the back of his classes (why he's basically failing)
-uses photo math religiously (because he hates chat gpt)
-secretly bumps Zara Larsson, Charli xcx and Sabrina (because were ignoring gmw)
-listens to KYLE and Bruno Mars
-Kyle is his favorite South Park character
-has a secret sp account an jack knows about it
-loves filling jack in on fandom drama (and also rachel, but she lives w/ the other girls)
-falls asleep on Jack's shoulder every time they watch a movie (unless its horror, then he's burying his head there in fear)
-Believes in shooting stars (jack thinks its stupid, but endearing)
-enjoys dunking on Corey a little too much when they play basketball
-NO social awareness (he js like me fr 😔)
