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To all who come to this happy place; welcome

[bartmobile]

she was a bad bitch why lie

[rowlfthedog]

[imadoctornotanescalator]

Garak would be so stupidly in love once he lets his walls down. At first with Julian he’s like “ok one (1) lunch per week” and then that steady devolves. Then once they get together he’s still closed off and distrustful that Julian would actually want to stay. After all, what would someone like JULIAN want with an old tailor? But once it’s proved that Bashir is, in fact, down bad for that middle aged man Garak can’t keep his hands off him. He’s bragging about how wonderful his partner is, hanging off his arm in public, ya know the drill.

[foldingfittedsheets]

When I was growing up we had a German Shepherd called Mischa. She was truly the goodest girl. We found her tied up in a parking lot having been left there by her previous owners. It happened to be Father’s Day and my dad, allergic to most animals, was cursed to have my mom bring home new pets year after year on Father’s Day specifically.

Her history was unknown but she was just about a year old when we got her. She was a lovely sweet tempered dog who loved us with all her heart. Her greatest desire was just to be where we were, vibing with whatever we were up to at the moment.

So no one thought it was odd that she was hanging out near my dad while he worked on the roof. Our house was set in a hill, so the upstairs was at ground level from one side and had a balcony on the other. My dad set up a ladder on the shorter side of the house and got to work.

After a few hours he came back down to get lunch. It took us a while before we realized we couldn’t find Mischa. We started calling her and were met with faint whining. We looked all around the house and it baffled us that east to west we could hear her whining. Which is when we finally looked up.

There was Mischa on the roof, delighted that we were finally looking up at her. We couldn’t understand what had happened. My dad went up and carried her down the ladder while her tail wagged happily.

It wasn’t until he went to go back to work and she instantly followed him up the ladder that we really conceptualize how she’d gotten onto the roof in the first place. She loved climbing ladders it turned out. But unfortunately it was a one way trip.

After that any time the ladder came out we had to secure her lest she pop up to join the workforce.

[iguanamouth]

I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

[thetyrannosaur]

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

[skiingcows]

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

[thedeepsharks]

Fugcking fisgh

[usersitcom]

Parks and Recreation (2009-2015) One Last Ride (S07E12-13)

[crabussy]

badly enamoured by this image. shut up

[foxgirlmindcrank]

It is wild how confident these Owners often are. Please Gordon Ramsay tell me why my restaurant is failing, wait what the fuck do you mean it's my decisions and the way I do things? Suck my cock, you know nothing about REAL food, you pretentious fuck.

[images-that-are-only-cursed]

[demiboydemon]

[redstonedust]

what if your doppelganger loved being you more than you ever loved being yourself. they're better at being you and everyone loves them and it feels almost selfish to want your life back. i want clone horror but the horror is that the thing trying to replace you is also the person you always wanted to be.

[redstonedust]

and it is imperative that it ends with killing the better version of yourself with your bare hands btw.

[nora-yoko]

[caringloving-deactivated2025081]

hey u missed ur shift on tumblr.com why aren’t u reblogging

[paperandpencilsandskips]

American Tumblr user: none of these words are ingredients for a burger

[littlevandalist]

[seashellronan]

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

[vimbry-moved]

got chased by a skeleton but when they caught me they just gave me a kiss and hug. turns out it was an xoskeleton.

[vimbry-moved]

this one's a big hit with the ghosts