monster energy rating bc im bored

hi

[floofratesmonster]

hiiiii

im floof and i made this account for rating monster flavours bc its my favorite drink, my main is @1-footinthegrave

!! OBLIGATORY THESE ARE MY OPINIONS JUST BECAUSE I DONT LIKE A FLAVOUR DOESNT MEAN ITS OBJECTIVELY BAD DISCLAIMER !!

ALSO IMPORTANT !! i am a minor !! im not specifying my exact age for safety reasons but i am in high school!!!

genderfaun, omnisexual, aceflux, and aroflux

pronouns: he/it/xe/anything but she or they (seriously anything i adore neopronouns)

i dont have a dni but my stances on most topics are in my main's intro post

feel free to request flavours!!!

also all ratings will be tagged with their flavour if you wanna look for a specific one

anything that isnt a rating is tagged as "not a rating" if you wanna filter those out

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dude im so fucking sorry trust me i had no idea but you said you'd be picking me up at one tmr and i literally just found out my grandma is spending like 100s of dollars on a fully catered lunch tmr for some reason and i would love to go because i never get to spend time with my family anymore so if you could reschedule going to the mall to next weekend or even like an hour or two later it would really be awesome, if not i'll still go to your thing but i'd be really nice

yeah i can change to like idk two hours later thats fine dw!! told my dad and he said he can still pick you up

[floofratesmonster]

would it be an issue to maybe have it next week instead, i just wanna be able to spend time with my family lmao

[floofratesmonster]

pipeline punch

very sweet, i recognize the taste but i cant quite place it so im googling it ok the internet says its passion fruit orange and guava

8/10 i usually dont like the juice ones bc they're too sweet but this slaps

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ultra black

it tastes vaguely like overripe cherries, its not bad but the aftertaste is booty crust

5/10 eh

[floofratesmonster]

gonna be so fr i keep forgetting to post on here so here's a bunch of posts

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the lando norris one

it tastes rly similar to the green jolly rancher and the watermelon one

7/10 its alright

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ultra fantasy ruby red

uhh yeah i like it, its more tart than the other ones but i think that adds to it, i genuinely couldnt place the taste the first time i had it and had to look it up, apparentrly its grapefruit? i can kinda taste it i guess

8/10 i like ijt

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ultra paradise

hi im alive uhh it tastes a lot like green apple candy, like specifically the green jolly rancher

7/10 idk

[floofratesmonster]

"hi guys" I say to the nearly empty audience chairs as i walk onstage. a tumbleweed rolls past despite being inside an urban building

ok jokes aside i've been toying with the idea of posting outfits based off monster cans would that be smth anyone wants to see

walks off stage trips on the way out

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voodoo grape

tastes very artificial grape-y kinda like a sweeter version of the purple one with more artificial grape flavour

6/10 its ok im just artificial grape's number one op

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ultra punk punch

very sweet, not much else to say, definitely gets that fruit punch taste down

7/10 a bit too sweet

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ultra wild passion

who is naming these things vro

uhh its very citrusy and tangy, its pretty good in my opinion

7/10 not bad

[floofratesmonster]

ultra vice guava

it tastes rly good, probably one of my favorites, its sweet but also a bit tangy

10/10 im tired

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ultra strawberry dreams

very sweet, but not like overly so, the actual "strawberry" taste is pretty vague but i like the taste

also it got in my eyes when i opened it

10/10 either my favorite or 2nd favorite i cant decide between this one and the teal guava one

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ultra peachy keen

big shocker, it tastes like peach, specifically like peach ring candy

8/10 i rly like it

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ultra fiesta mango

it tastes like mangos, i had a thing of freeze dried mangos a few days ago and it definitely tastes similar

8/10 surprisingly rly good

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ultra watermelon

youre never gonna guess, it tastes like... watermelon, surprising. more artificial watermelon candy than actual watermelon flavour though

5/10 too much watermelon but overall not the worst