I Have Nothing Of Value To Say 💜

Artist, writer, and funeral services major

[marley-macz]

[floogaloop]

Had a coworker get super defensive after she told me she was her parents favorite child (her siblings were all aware of this), and she has a favorite child herself (she proudly proclaimed that she told them who her favorite was). I was mentally like…that’s not…a good thing to do…But out loud I said something kind of neutral, “Huh I don’t think my parents ever—“ “Oh they definitely have a favorite,” she interrupted me very aggressively. Cue my stunned silence. It’s one thing to openly admit your abysmal parenting, it’s another to INSIST that your experience is universal for EVERYONE. All I could say was, “Well if they do, they never made us feel like they did.” And I hope that made her feel bad, I really do.

[floogaloop]

“It’s not __, it’s __.”

This kind of phrasing gives me hives now since Chat GPT writes like that and it’s a shame because I’m sure at one point human beings wrote in this kind of cadence and AI has since been trained on it but every time I come across it in the wild now I’m filled with rage and have to stop reading.

[floogaloop]

I don’t know how people gamble. I lose one dollar to a vending machine and I am physically ill

[floogaloop]

Somehow a sleep mouth breather and a teeth grinder, can I pick a struggle

[floogaloop]

Super awesome that we as a generation need subtitles now to hear what’s going on in shows and there’s zero guesses needed as to why. I’ve been beaming sonic wavelengths straight down my ear canal via headphones since those bad boys were invented. Why can’t I hear as well these days I ponder to myself Girl you’ve been blasting the Phantom of the Opera soundtrack full volume around your cranium for thirteen years it’s a miracle you still can.

[mineyymo]

Adding yet another disgustingly old man to my hear me out list

[precevazia]

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

[contemptible-scoundrel]

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

[floogaloop]

Watching people you know try to be influencers on social media would probably be a circle of hell for me with the theme of it being cringing so hard you explode and die

[floogaloop]

Bearded man with long hair.

Everyone: this must be Jesus

[floogaloop]

I’ve been described as a very quiet person but I never realize this fully because I’m experiencing Light Yagami levels of internal dialogue at all times

[brainstreams]

Don't use AI to write. Use cocaine like a real author.

[floogaloop]

Sometimes I forget there are kids on the internet (despite being a former kid on the internet) then I’ll see a godawful post, wonder who the hell thinks—let alone types—like this and lo and behold there is “14 yrs old 🤪” in their bio. Ah. It all makes sense now.

[floogaloop]

You ever travel somewhere and realize your hair was never meant for the Midwest American climate

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[floogaloop]

Got that dog in me: it’s scared of fireworks