✨floops✨

i ate my own homework. the dog made me do it she/her

[nouveau-riche-princess]

Has anyone considered using a bottle opener on the rim of a glass? I've outlined some of the benefits below:

Fucks the cup up and ruins it forever

Gets glass everywhere

Breaks the glass incorrigibly

Cuts you through several potential vectors

Let me know when you've had time to review my proposal.

[nem23]

[necromancelena]

feeds you stew that makes you a fox for a day

[necromancelena]

What? You were supposed to turn back by now? That's weird. I wouldn't worry about that sort of thing I'm sure it'll work itself out.

[playwolves]

this is my little sisters favorite post she sends it to me like once a week

[emiyamore]

i want to divebomb tourists and steal their food

[leavesofgas]

[filmphotofranz]

source

[b0tster]

enjoying pride together 🏳️‍🌈🥳

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[sandmandaddy69]

[gockroach]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"are you gonna take those pills the rest of your life?" you mean my molecules? why surely you wouldn't deprive me of my molecules. they are shaped exactly just so, you see. my molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

do you know how hard someone had to work to make my molecules into their molecule shapes??

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

they invented a new shape of molecule just for me and you want me to what, not absorb it???

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

reblog to remind somebody about their molecules

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

people who shape molecules at their jobs found this post and they're in the notes being happy to be appreciated. go take your fucking molecules

[cad-comic]

[pathetic-floretic]

What people think BDSM is like:

Dom: lets try this new kink called i will shoot you with a gun. Here we go

Sub: what

What BDSM is actually like

Sub: lets try this new kink called you will shoot me with a gun. Here we go

Dom: what

Sub: please

[immoralauraa]

shiny comm for Shishii_11 on twt!

[b0tster]

lesbians making out video but with reduced music so u can hear them making out sloppy style. happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🔊

[porterr-robinson]

v.2

[usedtobehmc]

If I ever don’t reblog this, you can assume I’m dead. It’s just pure, sound-design gold.

The cuts, the slow ramp-ups, how it matches his dance moves.

MWAH.

[catchymemes]

Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

[headspace-hotel]

African wild dogs are one of my favorite animals. Those huge round circle ears and tricolored coats. I love you African wild dogs

[bunjywunjy]

HEY. HEY. HOW DID YOU GET OUT??? HEY-

[timefortigers]

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[that1nkyone]