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“Hey Travis, I’m worried this office feels kinda cramped.” “What if we gave it a plastic barn door and windows that look into the living room?” “Great idea! Privacy is for losers, bro!”

#indoor windows #bad home office #white and grey #maybe it's an interrogation room

“Hey Brad, I’m getting tired of white and grey.” “What do you have in mind, Travis?” “Red accents. Red accents EVERYWHERE. And also fake plants.” “Awesome! Let’s make it happen!”

#bad paint #faux tuscan murder room

“Hey Brad, what is the most attractive part of any kitchen?” “Definitely the range hood, Travis.” “Definitely, bro. I’ll accent it with two posts and a random beam. Sound cool?” “Nailed it, bro!”

#failed open concept #kitchen #bad posts

“Brad, what is this hole in the crawl space for?” “Trust me, Travis. Every buyer wants this. They’re just too embarrassed to ask for it themselves.”

#bedrooms #features no one wants #seriously who installs a giant peep hole over the bed

I demand to know who designed this ceiling and why they paired it with a light fixture they stole from the Starship Enterprise. Also, who owns enough person-sized vases for this house?

#home flip #bad ceiling #bad lighting

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