I’m not necessarily one for conversation starters - HOWEVER, I am one for telling a good embarrassing story or fact about myself. Here’s a good one, a rather fresh one for you... As of about two days ago, I’ve discovered I’ve been watering a plastic plant for approximately...one year. Yeah, one year. Mind you, I don’t know if I’m just not observant or up in the clouds but you would think I would have noticed that this plant hasn’t grown or changed in a YEARS WORTH OF TIME. In my defense, it’s a bloody succulent so of course those don’t change too much but my god. The plant was a gift from an old friend but never once did they tell the thing wasn’t even real! Any who... That’s my embarrassing Flo fact of the day for you.
EXACTLY! I looked at this bloody thing and it was so dead on, I thought -- there is NO way this thing is fake. THEY PUT FAKE DARK SPOTS ON IT! It’s good to know that the fake plant industry has more than one victim and I’m not the only one. I’ve reached a point I have to touch the dirt and smell the thing to make sure it’s the real deal. I will be faked no longer. I swear by it! Lord knows what else we’ve been fooled by and still haven’t discovered yet.
