listening to me is good for you

rio, mid 20s, theyshe queerwhatever

[enbyfication]

if every person who read this went back and reblogged one post directly from op we could save nuance together........ and also kiss?

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

"All hypnosis is self-hypnosis", but it's bullying.

[flyingpurplepeopleprogrammer]

During fractionation:

"Stop hypnotising yourself."

"Stop hypnotising yourself."

"Stop hypnotising yourself."

[resplendentcarcass]

bored? try this simple solution:

sit back in your chair with a dead eyed stare while you let spit limply dribble down your chin and chest! hours of fun guaranteed!

[rexuality]

hikes are very good yes but a deluxe hike is when you are accompanied by a freak with niche nature knowledge. they’re like omg stop there’s a horned valerian varmint beetle here and then you both get to crouch down and look at a bug like :)

[enbyfication]

i recently got some dandruff shampoo from the drs and she offhandedly was like 'oh if your scalpline is itchy you can just put vaseline on it to help'. guys let me tell u i have had dry skin my whole fucking life literally NOTHING helps and i started putting vaseline on my face for like two weeks and my skin has literally never been clearer.

ive completely stopped using the expensive deep moisturiser that was the only thing that did anything instead i just fucking bathe in vaseline. ive started putting it on before i go to sleep. i can't believe that there's no catch i feel like ive accidentally made a deal with the fucking crude oil dark gods and i'm going to wake up tomorrow and they're going to tell me that in exchange for my skin i have to give up my firstborn to a fracking company. this has to be a ploy by Big Vaseline to worsen climate change because solar panels sure wont fix your fucking acne now will they???? i feel like im going insane here

[enbyfication]

had lots of hot sex with my partner over the holidays but im so bad at posting about stuff that happens irl. finally getting pussy and i cant even monetise it what's the fucking point

[enbyfication]

really enjoy that on tumblr you can change the font of the subtext under your blog. maybe all mobile phones should be banned to force everyone to become web users again i think we need to be saved from ourselves. the world can be more beautiful if we just try

[enbyfication]

someone sent me an ask a little while ago that one of the posts i rbd was from a minor. won't post the ask to not draw attention to it but deleted now! thank u:)

[sygol]

Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.

very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke

[aropride]

youre monogamous? oh… it’s ethical, right? ethical monogamy? okay good for you! i mean pretty much every monogamous couple i’ve met didn’t work out but maybe you guys will beat the odds! haha. so is it a sex thing? you guys have sex with- just each other? huh. how does that work? i could never do monogamy, i’m too jealous, i’d worry my partner would leave me for someone else instead of dating us both… how do you deal with the jealousy? is it hard? like, how hard? extremely? do you think you’ll break up? i mean in the long run these things rarely work out,

[melxbxbi]

hi is your cock getting heavy do you need me to hold it in my mouth for you a little bit

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[sapphling]

slow typing speed humiliation

[sapphling]

everyone is pointing and giggling and asking me how i can even post with such a small wpm and i keep trying to type my response but every time the ... pops up on the screen they burst into laughter again

[turnipoddity]

not me

[tomhoppusdelonge]

this email could have been a clit sucking

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit