i'm a material girl

[florenceratliff]

Damn, it's windy.

[aurorawarfield]

It's not a lot I ask for

But is a little respect too much?

[florenceratliff]

Yes, and stop whining.

[yeahitssophiaa]

When did kids start to think homework is optional? 

[florenceratliff]

When they realized how stupid it was.

[arabelle-bennet]

Is someone there?

[florenceratliff]

Just silly ole me. 

[landonjefferson-blog]

Finished grading papers...

[landonjefferson-blog]

It was a joke.

I’m Landon.

[florenceratliff]

Of course it was. It's a pleasure to meet you Landon, I'm Florence.

[arabelle-bennet]

Shit.

Why the fuck would you sneak up on me like that?

[florenceratliff]

Why so scared, Bennett?

[landonjefferson-blog]

Finished grading papers...

[landonjefferson-blog]

Sorry, but my pay doesn’t stretch far enough for hookers.

[florenceratliff]

Good thing I'm not a hooker.

[adonis-griffin-blog]

Something involving you, me and a bed.

[florenceratliff]

That sounds very enticing. 

[landonjefferson-blog]

Finished grading papers...

well, for today, at least.

[florenceratliff]

Maybe you could use some relaxation? I could help you out with that.

[asherxdavis]

Skip the papers and do something that is your ideal Friday night.

[florenceratliff]

Sadly I'm already failing my classes and my teachers told me I'd completely fail my senior year if I don't write these papers. 

I'd prefer not to be in high school any longer than required. 

[mulligan-sanders-blog]

Marsh brought me a bird.

[mulligan-sanders-blog]

Marshmallow. My cat.

[florenceratliff]

What an odd name.

[adonis-griffin-blog]

I could make your night a lot more interesting.

[florenceratliff]

Oh really? What do you have in mind?

[hadley-cantrell-deactivated2014]

Simply don’t do them.

[florenceratliff]

Tried that, and apparently I'll fail if I don't turn it in.

[charlabirch]

I was hoping that you were joking, because that is my kitten you are talking about.

[florenceratliff]

Chill out, it's probably just some old hag's cat.

[gabrielhollow]

My, my...

[gabrielhollow]

They certainly don’t understand the importance of treading lightly.

[florenceratliff]

What are you gonna do about it?

[florenceratliff]

Writing papers is not my ideal way to spend a Friday night, yet here I am.

[gabrielhollow]

My, my...

Looks as if I’m going to need to make some adjustments on who I let work in shops around here.

[florenceratliff]

The filth don't realize how easy they got it, compared to what they deserve.