Bari's

Side blog for my bari bullshit

[dearbari]

Hi, nothing fancy here.

I'm ur-235 (You can just call me Ura :) ) Aaanddd I write. Mainly for Bari but you'll probably see some things other than her, maybe. This blog is mainly for me to pump out small scenarios and ficlets for my cute soon-to-be color fixer with a color title™

You can direct yourself to my main blog, @134340nine — Currently nothing there, but I post actual full fics there LOL

I don't usually take requests due to a motivation issue, but I'll probably occasionally do it if it's an event on my main blog. — I do take requests from my close friends, though. (As seen with Ezzy)

You're free to send asks with questions and/or thoughts ^_^ I actually answer things here.

[flowerdustedstars]

Guess who's soft locked. Guess who's approximately approaching your inbox. That's right, URA!

Abel is actively TRYING to kill me. He's breaking my back, absolutely cruel. I barely survived Yesods core suppression— I was actually unironically struggling. Oh my god. It was terrible. I wouldn't wish this on anyone with a completely sane mind. I'm near sighted enough Yesod.. Please.. Stop..

I'm doing a day 1 restart, I'm angry. VERY angry. Why would Abel do this? Why does the old man enjoy the screams of pain coming from within the facility? We'll know soon once I give him a knuckle sandwich. Multiple knuckle sandwiches. I am now LordLu, Mao, cut them down.

But!!! I finally got adult money (enough money to buy Ruina). You know what that means. I bought Ruina. Yaayy!! Yay! Yay! I'm anticipating playing LoR after Lobcorp.. This is like waiting for an update of a favorite fic.

Oh wow, you're clearing through the game pretty fast! My playthrough took years to finish sjdgs

But yeah, Abel's proper phase is actual ass and even then it's not the worst </3 being a lobcorp player is suffering I fear </333 Good luck giving him knuckle sandwiches though, I'll be rooting for you!!!

Also congratz on getting Ruina!! More fun awaits you past this point trust me

[cumerzumsa]

Lobcorp is the game of pain and suffering

No one is safe from ##############

[flowerdustedstars]

Hey, at least the train can completely miss your facility sometimes!

The crimson ordeals though..... ughhh

[cumerzumsa]

those freaking clowns that I HATE

[dearbari]

Me watching those stupid violet noon ordeals wipe out entire departments just because I made approximately ONE mistake in calculations

[dearbari]

it's pride month Ura yknow what that means..... 👀

-ezzy

Huh. What. Do you want me to like... make gay Bari ficlets???? What????????

[violetcantspeak]

So many fanfics ideas and so little time. Adulting is shit, do not recommend

[dearbari]

Money acquired. Now I will responsibly spend it all on LoR like the responsible adult I am.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[dearbari]

Rough day shifts today please kill me. Anyways, Bari cutting your corset off when you're in the middle of a panic attack or something adjacent to that.

[dearbari]

I'm still alive. Kill writers block. Now.

[dearbari]

Agent commission slop. Hi, welcome to the world Asuka. I hope you enjoy magic bullet.

[dearbari]

Relax. I JUST got to central control.

[dearbari]

Nuggets. My two insanely tired and hostile agents..

@flowerdustedstars

[dearbari]

I've also been addicted to modding Lobcorp cosmetically... I don't care about optimization give me my Gacha Life 2 but deadlier slop. Give me Agentslop.

[dearbari]

I'm slacking off. Wait, I need to show everyone that keeps up with my blog my lobcorp agents soon. I need to show you my animals that flirt with their Sephiroth shamelessly.

[dearbari]

I'm so Netzach pilled. Consider: Netzach lazily hooking his fingers into your bags straps whenever you two are in a crowded place. Lazily trying to guide or be guided away from the noise and crowds

[dearbari]

URAGPT OKWAIT Be the change you want to see in this world.Go write that bitter Netzach x Reader ficlet bro👀

-ezzy

“You owe me.” You threw the can of Enkephalin at Netzach— Half expecting him to catch it, the other half was expecting him to fumble awkwardly in an attempt to.

Netzach fumbled to catch the Enkephalin— earning you a tired sigh from the Sephiroth. “You're being annoying about this whole thing.” Netzach commented, opening the can while he eyed the floor. Never quite meeting your eyes, never quite meeting them with anything but a certain look.

“Don't I get to? You're quite literally leeching off of the excess energy I have to supply for you.”

Netzach let out a low, bitter snort at your comment— taking a chug out of the can as if he wasn't really quite drunk enough to deal with you, you didn't mind. “And whose decision is that?” Netzach replied, his fingers lazily holding onto the can. “You damned me into this job that I can barely uphold. What's the point in you indulging me?”

“... What's the point of you trying to try and sweeten things up, anyways?”

[dearbari]

Doing the 5+1 format for a Bari AND a Netzach fic. Save me.

[dearbari]

Killing my Nuggets / Agents so I'll be able to hear Netzachs voice. Hello it's 1 am I'm still playing Lobcorp with occasional breaks. I'll publish a Chesed or Netzach ficlet soon.