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Red | any pronouns | twitch: redteavee | theredtea | @teainthedust

[prettycolors]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[flowergardeninthewall]

I need to be put down, I have way to many thoughts about my MCRP character, ohhhhhhhhhhhh this guy makes me unwell

What do you mean they said "I will not let myself get attached to anyone this way again?"

What do you mean they joined this game expecting to die in the end

What do you mean they died for the first time ever on the second day and had a FULL panic attack afterwards but was trying to hold it together for their teammate

What do you MEAN that this team endeared them so bad that they got attached in the way that was supposed to never happen again?

What do you mean they have not noticed that they stand by their teammates the same way that they stood by her during big events?

What do you mean that they are holding themself back from other close relationships out of fear? But will go ahead and do it with their team?

What do you mean they are starting to think of the future now?

What do you think is going to happen when they realize any of this?

[flowergardeninthewall]

Minecraft roleplay does something to a man.

[callali1y]

its kind of wild how you meet people and then like a month passes and they're your friends. literally how did that happen. i feel like ive known you forever but there was a time where you had to ask me my name

[halecion]

When they break into DO3 again

[clipsindrawers]

and another hermit !!!

[tigeristired]

the soul yearns for minecraft roleplay

[flowergardeninthewall]

I am barely holding myself back from FULLY infodumping the entirety of A!Red's next few weeks on the main. Like Im clawing at the walls.

[squeebo]

These commission requests dude i love them 😭

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

[redstonebug]

which variant of legundo do u think would be the most entertaining to throw against a wall in plushie form

Analysis of c!Legundos based on how good I think they'd make as a plushie to chuck across a room:

Flightgundo: Legally required to have a squeaker in it, which would probably be satisfying to hear as it hits something. Probably small, ergo easier to throw like a baseball. Really get some force behind it. Also the name makes it funnier. Flight indeed. Only downside is if he's small he might not have enough heft to him to be satisfying. Perhaps a weighted plushie. He's heavier cause of the iron.

Doc: VERY throwable. Absolute dogtoy of a character. That plushie would be suffering and it'd be very cathartic. Also from a practical standpoint, very basic outfit for plushie purposes.

Eight: He just feels chuckable. I don't know how to describe it. That's a chuckable little self-aware NPC. If he has solid goggles on his plushie it'd probably make either a satisfying or mildly startling clunk when he hits the wall, which could be a perk. 100/10 I would like to throw him to the tune of circus music.

100dmv: World's most haggard pathetic man. Type of plushie you find fallen in the road half in a puddle covered in mud. You should throw him against the wall just to put him in more situations.

CCSMP: Needs to have a motion-activated internal speaker that just plays the "WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAINNNNN" Team Rocket audio clip whenever you throw him.

Ix: I think if you actually threw Ix he'd just enjoy it. That's enrichment for him. He might also just blow up or something. I think even in plushie form he'd be combustible. I'm picturing the standard makeship plushie size and tbh that's probably close enough to accurate height.

Christmas Vibes SMP: Either he has a snuffle in his arms or a knife, and either way I think that would block him from hitting the wall with as much force as he could. Would be fun to bury him in a snowbank, though.

[daily-mc-block]

Tripwire Hook

[daily-mc-block]

Waxed Copper Golem Statue

[tacticalsoupcann]

Legundo execution tomorrow

[daily-mc-block]

Waxed Weathered Copper Bulb

[flowergardeninthewall]

Oh. I need food.... yeah that would probably help wouldn't it