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elisabeth ♡ 19

[xeptum]

source here

[rllygay]

[mcdungeon]

I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and friend

[lunebae]

[90schalamet]

[ponycamp]

[blairwitchapologist]

bro i’m sorry i said “good game” after we had sex

[coffing-deactivated20220824]

would you woohoo me on sims yes or no

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[noesa]

*makes a snow duck* *makes a snow duck* *makes a snow duck* *makes a sn

[ororosmunroe]

I think I like Mulaney because he tells stories like how I tell stories:

Repeats things for emphasis.

Comments on parts of the story while telling the story, “You know, like how you talk to an 8 year old.”

Adds unnecessary details because I need to be fully immersed in the story I’m telling you. They hold no weight at all to the story but are purely for my own satisfaction.

Inserts random pop culture reference because my mind is basically the Wheel of Fortune and things just seemingly are linked (when they probably really aren’t ).

Facial exaggerations.

[possums-against-cops]

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

[valtsv]

i love the phrase “you’re not wrong” because nowhere does it imply that you’re right either

[cursedstim]

hey ohio followers.. I’m sorry

[cursedstim]

i just rode through your whole state in 4 hours and saw like 3 buildings

[lazersnewurl]

hey op where did you see the buildings

[lazersnewurl]

where are the buildings op

[greenjellies]

[curseworm]

touchscreen keyboards are like fine and all but when my fingers go click click click on a real keyboard .…. .pushin all th buttons .. … …well thats nice

[ihatetomblr-4-deactivated201911]

y'all are really missing out on this one

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

love is a fucking scam. eat a mango bitch

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

post cancelled. love is real. eat a mango with someone you love