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• emily •

[coutureicons]

fat girls are made for cuddling

[omosii]

Fat girls are made for everything else too.

[a-song-of-sadness-and-tiredness]

[movedtowhiteworms-deactivated20]

this is a transgender zone you either support trans rights or you die dude

[florial]

[ororosmunroe]

I think I like Mulaney because he tells stories like how I tell stories:

Repeats things for emphasis.

Comments on parts of the story while telling the story, “You know, like how you talk to an 8 year old.”

Adds unnecessary details because I need to be fully immersed in the story I’m telling you. They hold no weight at all to the story but are purely for my own satisfaction.

Inserts random pop culture reference because my mind is basically the Wheel of Fortune and things just seemingly are linked (when they probably really aren’t ).

Facial exaggerations.

[notkatniss]

KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[honeyglazedbabe]

Hozier had time today huh

[nostalgiaultra2011]

[empresselyse]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

[quotexcerpts]

“In my memory, it doesn’t end. We just stay there, looking at each other, forever.”

— John Green; Paper Towns

[edwardlesbian-deactivated202004]

Imagine the person I would be if I had never seen vampire baseball set to Supermassive Black Hole back in 2008

[possums-against-cops]

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

[mlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlmlml-deactivate]

[50shadesofgaaayyy]

me: *sees two women together literally anywhere*

me: I hope they’re lesbians

[itchycoil]

No offense but your friends are your soulmates too and not just people to complain about your romantic relationship to

[pokemon-personalities]

no offense but… whats the point in saying something rude about someone’s favorite things to their face just bc you don’t personally like it or have the same taste as them… like what do u get out of that interaction other than prove that you can’t respect your friend’s interests

[taur]

[girlgrandpa]

“men dont like that. its such a turn off” good . turn off . where is ur off button . shut up . please stop making noise