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I’ve been here forever 18+

[taiikodon]

[calellon]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

[reactionimagearchive]

[getocakes]

[dogpuppy]

[anchovy]

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.

[anchovy]

I’m so fucked

[herpsandbirds]

[elviraaxen]

don’t bully me for how i spelled delicious

[pain-isnt--needed]

[ispyspookymansion]

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

[nothing-an-iratze-cant-fix]

Also true crime

[ispyspookymansion]

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you

[transjudas]

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

[bleekay]

[sickerfxck]

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

[reverendsicko]

My partner and I noticed you from across the bar and uhh... give us the amulet

[chestnuthorse]

[toskarin]

someone tells me they're an empath and I grab both sides of their head before frying their brain with my dark empathy electromagnetic waves

[toskarin]

sensing?

[greek-orthodox-priest]

a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.