oh, worm?

My name’s jake and I like being gay and silly StL

[freshnprincely]

Celebrated my cousin’s birthday in style in the Bahamas

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[guerrillatech]

[aflo]

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

[truestoriesaboutme]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[terminallyonlinecat-deactivated]

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

[wizardarchetypes]

Learn to identify bugs 🫵

[kira-7]

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link

[dd-the-man-without-fear]

The Chief Graphic Designer:

[malibuklaus]

[moniquill]

Was scuncht about it, but fine now.

[targetedknowledge]

[thebluekid]

hump your pillow about me

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

thanks tvtropes I can always count on you to gas me up

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[orvillepeckspocketpussy]

log in and fag out

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that actor Danny Trejo has the most on-screen deaths of anyone in Hollywood history, with 65. Followed by Christopher Lee (60), Lance Henriksen (51), Vincent Price (41), Dennis Hopper (41), Boris Karloff (41), and John Hurt (39). (x)

[splend-42]

Yet poor Sean Bean is stuck with the reputation for dying in every movie. Unfair.

[deliriumcrow]

Give him time, he still has many years of dying yet to come.

[cipheramnesia]

Also there’s the question of density vs quantity. If you make a hundred movies and die in 50, and someone else makes 30 movies and dies in 30, the first one has died more, but the second one has died more often per movie.

[patrickat]

It’s the DPM ratio that really counts, IMO.

[avron]

65/402 16% Danny Trejo 60/282 21% Christopher Lee 51/259 20% Lance Henriksen 41/211 19% Vincent Price 41/205 20% Dennis Hopper 41/204 20% Boris Karloff 39/209 19% John Hurt 33/117 28% Sean Bean

[digitaldiscipline]

I’m so proud of the statistical side of tumblr for coming through on this.

[mid-meditation]

If you’re reading this you need your pussy ate

[dogpuppy]

[mentemori]

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

[ottermatopoeia]

[cosmicanger]

[talkout]

@nbnbd

[sonshine-arts]

summer dance ✨