i sell flowers, mostly @flowersbytheriverbed - Tumblr Blog

my life is so soooo hard.

objectivelyfunnycrimes

called for jury duty today :D doing my civic service

objectivelyfunnycrimes

guy in the uniform stared at me as i went through the metal detector

did i do smthg??

objectivelyfunnycrimes

i was supposed to fill out a questionaire ??! why do they need to know all this stuff its kinda sus

okwhatever it doesnt matter

objectivelyfunnycrimes

they told me to go into this room where is everyone where is everyone hello??????

objectivelyfunnycrimes

how long does it take to do this i was going to get icecream and i havent had breakfast yet

objectivelyfunnycrimes

why r there so many cops is the jury dangerous?? is that why theyre hiding from me where is everyone like where is everyone

objectivelyfunnycrimes

no its not my faultlike why is it designed like that like why is it designed like that like it legit doesnt make any sense like who designed this why are there TWO identical doors like

flowersbytheriverbed

i’m. beginning to be a little concerned. you said it was jury duty right? are you sure? really?

objectivelyfunnycrimes

nonono it is jury duty i got the summons in the mail i did

flowersbytheriverbed

good to know i was just being paranoid.

objectivelyfunnycrimes

rowl did u know paranoia is bad for u

flowersbytheriverbed

gee, i wonder why i feel it then.

objectivelyfunnycrimes

called for jury duty today :D doing my civic service

objectivelyfunnycrimes

guy in the uniform stared at me as i went through the metal detector

did i do smthg??

objectivelyfunnycrimes

i was supposed to fill out a questionaire ??! why do they need to know all this stuff its kinda sus

okwhatever it doesnt matter

objectivelyfunnycrimes

they told me to go into this room where is everyone where is everyone hello??????

objectivelyfunnycrimes

how long does it take to do this i was going to get icecream and i havent had breakfast yet

objectivelyfunnycrimes

why r there so many cops is the jury dangerous?? is that why theyre hiding from me where is everyone like where is everyone

objectivelyfunnycrimes

no its not my faultlike why is it designed like that like why is it designed like that like it legit doesnt make any sense like who designed this why are there TWO identical doors like

flowersbytheriverbed

i’m. beginning to be a little concerned. you said it was jury duty right? are you sure? really?

objectivelyfunnycrimes

nonono it is jury duty i got the summons in the mail i did

flowersbytheriverbed

good to know i was just being paranoid.

#can you really blame me considering it’s you.#you seem like the kind of person to get yourself kidnapped.

objectivelyfunnycrimes

called for jury duty today :D doing my civic service

objectivelyfunnycrimes

guy in the uniform stared at me as i went through the metal detector

did i do smthg??

objectivelyfunnycrimes

i was supposed to fill out a questionaire ??! why do they need to know all this stuff its kinda sus

okwhatever it doesnt matter

objectivelyfunnycrimes

they told me to go into this room where is everyone where is everyone hello??????

objectivelyfunnycrimes

how long does it take to do this i was going to get icecream and i havent had breakfast yet

objectivelyfunnycrimes

why r there so many cops is the jury dangerous?? is that why theyre hiding from me where is everyone like where is everyone

objectivelyfunnycrimes

no its not my faultlike why is it designed like that like why is it designed like that like it legit doesnt make any sense like who designed this why are there TWO identical doors like

flowersbytheriverbed

i’m. beginning to be a little concerned. you said it was jury duty right? are you sure? really?

“who would go online being extremely obvious of their identity as a villain. no one of course” :clueless:

?

#why are we vagueposting in my askbox now.#my life is so hard.

alcoholism-is-encouraged

u have a power???? i lowk thought u were js some guy

HELLO?

#ome #i feel like it's a very common misconception that powers and hybridization is incredibly uncommon #and like. its not.#or at least like. more uncommon than it actually is.

feinbergfromherotwt

it feels like an oversight that there aren’t any nice weather based powers on mcsr team. like ik they’re rare but they can’t be THAT rare. where’s the guy who makes the skies clear and temperature normal? i just want to walk outside and be like “oh it’s a nice day today” one time. please.

lowkey some of you guys would benefit from those like, grow light things. or just like, easier to grow plants.

#can customers stop complaining to me that they cannot grow their flowers. i do not care.#i am not a fucking hardware store. go to like- idfk! just buy a fucking light!

alcoholism-is-encouraged

immso fucking tired bro like what even is the point in taking care of plants when they keep DYING because of the fuckass weather

#no?#skill issue. maybe.#maybe people should just get better at taking care of their plants.

What’s your favorite not flower plant

i’m a florist so flowers are my specialty, but i like ivies also, i have some of them growing in here. i’m worried they might be trying to take over my house.

#luckily they are not the most annoying frequent guest i have.#so they can stay.

how come ur shop is never freaking damaged in villain attacks like do u have underground connections w villains be honest…

i have precautions :). i also do kinda live here, so yeah, of course i have precautions.

#no one’s going to be honest about their connection with villains on the internet are you dumb.#like.#who would go around online being extremely obvious about their identity as a villain.#nobody. of course.

whats ur fav flower? Do u think its unethical 2 have a fav flower as a florist and someone who’s around flowers all day? Does ur favoritism towards one specific flower type bleed into ur interactions w other types of flowers therefore creating a cycle of hatred and negativity? Think about that :thought_bubble_thinking_blue_face:

i really like how your question starts out completely normal and then you go completely off the rails in like, moments?

hold on, i’m gonna try and go in order.

i like cornflowers. no i do not think so, telling someone that it’s unethical to have opinions is, stupid, even if the opinions are wrong. and uhhhhhhh, if it does i have not noticed it and neither has, anyone else. and considering one of my friends likes to point out everything and this sounds like something that would come out of his mouth at least once if it was a genuine issue, i think i’m alright.

#i think if a ‘cycle of hatred and negativity’ actually affected the quality of my plants #i fear that me having a favourite flower would not be the cause.#like remotely.