morals smorals

[hfhvau rp]

[alcoholism-is-encouraged]

Might take a dip in the ocean soon i think they cleared out all the radioactive goop at the coast areas of the city

[flowersbytheriverbed]

oh fuck that’s why all the water is fucked.

[important-cat-pics]

[flowersbytheriverbed]

turns out there are consequences for leaving your windows unlocked in ranked city.

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

D:

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

🕷️ 💬 tumblr is a most excellent platform. i shall be using it to communicate with you more often!

???????????????

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

are u a snowguppy or a guppyman

what's wrong with just being a snowman........

[flowersbytheriverbed]

question. how many copies of a key can i ask for before the locksmith starts looking at me weird.

[flowersbytheriverbed]

i asked for 14 copies for now and i fear, she may think i'm stupid.

[flowersbytheriverbed]

actually, what if i just keep my windows unlocked.

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

:D

[flowersbytheriverbed]

use this power responsibly.

[flowersbytheriverbed]

question. how many copies of a key can i ask for before the locksmith starts looking at me weird.

[flowersbytheriverbed]

i asked for 14 copies for now and i fear, she may think i'm stupid.

[flowersbytheriverbed]

actually, what if i just keep my windows unlocked.

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

:D

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

im going home i feel unsafe...

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

🕷️ 💬 ok yes i'm stalking you but in a chill way. i like your hats

i dont???? wear hats??????????

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

be careful of that spider in the room. might be listening.

are u stalking me??????

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

I CAN'T BELIEV EU ABANDONED ME I COULDNT FIND THE KEYS FOR AGES

[feinbergfromherotwt]

u talking to me? i left them under the mat like a normal person hello?

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

like how would i know that like genuinely how would i know that why didnt you put it somewhere easy to see i never would have thought to do that in a million years no like genuinely how

[feinbergfromherotwt]

thats literally the place where people hide keys r u stupid

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

no nono we can't be serious we genuinely cannot be serious HOW am i supposed to just know that im not stupid like there's no way this is common knowledge like

[feinbergfromherotwt]

u didnt even think to check under the doormat after i DMED u telling u i put them there??

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

MY PHONE DIED I TOLD YOU MY PHONE DIED AND THEN I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF MY APARTMENT HOW WAS i SUPPOSED TO KNOW ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SMART U KNEW I WAS GOING IN BLIND

[feinbergfromherotwt]

u said ur phone was dying i thought u were saving battery for an emergency? did u just let it die lol

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

NO NO NO NO NO I CANT I CANT I CANT I C

I PUT MY PHONE ON BATTERY SAVER AND EVERYTHING I DIDN'T JUST LET IT DIE IT WAS ON 4% THE BATTERY DECIDED TO IMPLODE ON ME BY ITSELF I CANT I CANT ICNAT

[feinbergfromherotwt]

o mb. sorry.

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

its ok

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

nonono but like genuinely theres no way that people actually put their keys undert he doormat what are we molerats or something theres no way thats a athing why would anyone expect you to find a key UNDER A DOOR MAT a doormat is for ur shoes when ur going into a house not for fucking keys there's no way theresno way theres noway

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

I CAN'T BELIEV EU ABANDONED ME I COULDNT FIND THE KEYS FOR AGES

[feinbergfromherotwt]

u talking to me? i left them under the mat like a normal person hello?

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

like how would i know that like genuinely how would i know that why didnt you put it somewhere easy to see i never would have thought to do that in a million years no like genuinely how

[feinbergfromherotwt]

thats literally the place where people hide keys r u stupid

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

no nono we can't be serious we genuinely cannot be serious HOW am i supposed to just know that im not stupid like there's no way this is common knowledge like

[feinbergfromherotwt]

u didnt even think to check under the doormat after i DMED u telling u i put them there??

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

MY PHONE DIED I TOLD YOU MY PHONE DIED AND THEN I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF MY APARTMENT HOW WAS i SUPPOSED TO KNOW ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SMART U KNEW I WAS GOING IN BLIND

[feinbergfromherotwt]

u said ur phone was dying i thought u were saving battery for an emergency? did u just let it die lol

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

NO NO NO NO NO I CANT I CANT I CANT I C

I PUT MY PHONE ON BATTERY SAVER AND EVERYTHING I DIDN'T JUST LET IT DIE IT WAS ON 4% THE BATTERY DECIDED TO IMPLODE ON ME BY ITSELF I CANT I CANT ICNAT

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

I CAN'T BELIEV EU ABANDONED ME I COULDNT FIND THE KEYS FOR AGES

[feinbergfromherotwt]

u talking to me? i left them under the mat like a normal person hello?

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

like how would i know that like genuinely how would i know that why didnt you put it somewhere easy to see i never would have thought to do that in a million years no like genuinely how

[feinbergfromherotwt]

thats literally the place where people hide keys r u stupid

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

no nono we can't be serious we genuinely cannot be serious HOW am i supposed to just know that im not stupid like there's no way this is common knowledge like

[feinbergfromherotwt]

u didnt even think to check under the doormat after i DMED u telling u i put them there??

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

MY PHONE DIED I TOLD YOU MY PHONE DIED AND THEN I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF MY APARTMENT HOW WAS i SUPPOSED TO KNOW ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE SMART U KNEW I WAS GOING IN BLIND

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

I CAN'T BELIEV EU ABANDONED ME I COULDNT FIND THE KEYS FOR AGES

[feinbergfromherotwt]

u talking to me? i left them under the mat like a normal person hello?

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

like how would i know that like genuinely how would i know that why didnt you put it somewhere easy to see i never would have thought to do that in a million years no like genuinely how

[feinbergfromherotwt]

thats literally the place where people hide keys r u stupid

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

no nono we can't be serious we genuinely cannot be serious HOW am i supposed to just know that im not stupid like there's no way this is common knowledge like

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

I CAN'T BELIEV EU ABANDONED ME I COULDNT FIND THE KEYS FOR AGES

[feinbergfromherotwt]

u talking to me? i left them under the mat like a normal person hello?

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

like how would i know that like genuinely how would i know that why didnt you put it somewhere easy to see i never would have thought to do that in a million years no like genuinely how

[objectivelyfunnycrimes]

I CAN'T BELIEV EU ABANDONED ME I COULDNT FIND THE KEYS FOR AGES