you can't talk your way out of this one

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[potatoxprincess]

[melty-wings]

[lovesexdevotion]

That was so beautiful

[andrewquo]

"Thank you for choosing our airline" Thanks for being the cheapest option

[fartproducer-deactivated2026013]

If you think eating healthy is cheap you either live with your parents or have never actually been to a grocery store

[tacticalskirt]

let me put it this way, i can buy ten ramen or one apple

[flowertootie]

but srsly guys, what did the dude say in the videoclip to ‘Just’

[flowertootie]

mmm girl lets get knee deep in... THAT FINANCE ASSIGNMENT DUE TOMORROW

[flowertootie]

[It feels like] no one understands my inner torment. 

[flowertootie]

I can't sleep.

I lie in bed for 5 hours trying lots of techniques that are meant to make you sleep, but I just can't. Or, the other thing that happens is I sleep for a ridiculously long time, like 17 hours. This is fucking with my life and I want it to stop. 

[wingedporo]

Tis the season to fail finals fu fu fu fu fu, fu fu fu fuck

[anywaykeepitsimple]

[lawlliets]

[rickydillon]

me

[club-boytoy]

[flowertootie]

when Facebook has Tumblr on it

[clubthirstyhearts-deactivated20]

[sediti0n]

[kaylanewell]

i passed this on my bike the other day and it made me feel better and now look here it is again

[frie-nds]

[forever90s]

[flowertootie]

I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.