Head of R&D at The Silver Branch Office

pfp by @regardish Primrose, She/Her, Grade 8 Fixer and Head of R&D at @silverbranchoffice Technically my official work blog, but Wiktor doesn't care that I get silly with it :3 [Fanmade Limbus Fixer Office Blog]

[flowerychainsaw06]

Finally got a copy of my Fixer documentation back from Hana, and the authorisation to share it on here. You would not believe how much paperwork that is.

Regardless, voilà. Moi, moi-même et moi. Minus some sensitive information you might not have clearance for.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QygQijVLCYV66_6cpIb7j6AzqknVpe0z/edit

// OOC:

// CREDIT TO @mikaaria0 FOR THE TEMPLATE!!

// It's finally done! Took me far too long uwu. If anyone wants to see the unredacted ver, feel free to dm me!

[definitelynotdistorter]

A gift for the carm and angel, a collection of story books.

Oh good, thank you. I've heard that these help with development. I have no idea what im doing. . . I need to stay somewhere before nightfall.

[flowerychainsaw06]

TSBO is always open, if you need: we have a spare room, M Corp. Nest is even safer than most, and it'd be a delight to have you and the sweetheart over.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Would you really? Thank you very much. I'll take you up on that offer.

Also I'll say this in your head.

I think Angela is not human currently. I think this baby is still a robot. I have to go through the motions so the head doesn't take notice.

[flowerychainsaw06]

That explains why she doesn't have blood in her. Though my ocular lense prostheses were dead, but no.

Of course! We'd love to have you over: you and the little one can enjoy my garden and meet Fruity Pebbles. I'll clear away everything dangerous and get your room ready!

[definitelynotdistorter]

A gift for the carm and angel, a collection of story books.

Oh good, thank you. I've heard that these help with development. I have no idea what im doing. . . I need to stay somewhere before nightfall.

[flowerychainsaw06]

TSBO is always open, if you need: we have a spare room, M Corp. Nest is even safer than most, and it'd be a delight to have you and the sweetheart over.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

How're you holding up, my lady? I remember my first Enk trip, the stuff hits you hard the first couple. If it feels like your going down a slide in zero-gravity, just sit up.

- @flowerychainsaw06

Noted.

Alsp I'm like 40 30 so you don't like need to call me tjay

I'm a gay fuck not some jead of h ccorp.

[flowerychainsaw06]

'Tis only proper. I was raised to show respect through my speech, and I hold a great deal of it for you. Though, if it softens the formality, I can switch to Lady Kitty-Kath?

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

wgatever fucks your boat

fuck

floats

floats your boa

floats your bat

boat

[flowerychainsaw06]

It does indeed fuck my boat, Lady Kitty-Kath.

If you're still riding the Enk, see what happens when you take one of those orange pills I sent, they've got divinorum.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Diviwha....

[flowerychainsaw06]

drug plant, its safe if you only have one.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Uhh... alright then??

// Kath holds the pill at eye level before dry swallowing it

[flowerychainsaw06]

// Salvia Divinorum is a transient psychoactive that causes dissociative states and hallucinations in as little as two minutes, often described as a trance akin to meditation.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

// Kath suddenly begins staring into the ceiling, motionless and wide-eyed.

[lcb-hamlet]

I’m a big words guy but… I understood none of that.

[flowerychainsaw06]

// Primrose sips a cup of tea a suspiciously similar shade to the pill

Leaves make you zone out and see shit. Doesn't last awfully long though.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

// Kath suddenly snaps out of it

whuh...

[flowerychainsaw06]

Fun right? Try not to do it too often, but it's nice to relax after big fight, or just when the work is getting too much. The Enk trip should be on its falling edge too, but I can't guarantee—

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

How're you holding up, my lady? I remember my first Enk trip, the stuff hits you hard the first couple. If it feels like your going down a slide in zero-gravity, just sit up.

- @flowerychainsaw06

Noted.

Alsp I'm like 40 30 so you don't like need to call me tjay

I'm a gay fuck not some jead of h ccorp.

[flowerychainsaw06]

'Tis only proper. I was raised to show respect through my speech, and I hold a great deal of it for you. Though, if it softens the formality, I can switch to Lady Kitty-Kath?

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

wgatever fucks your boat

fuck

floats

floats your boa

floats your bat

boat

[flowerychainsaw06]

It does indeed fuck my boat, Lady Kitty-Kath.

If you're still riding the Enk, see what happens when you take one of those orange pills I sent, they've got divinorum.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Diviwha....

[flowerychainsaw06]

drug plant, its safe if you only have one.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Uhh... alright then??

// Kath holds the pill at eye level before dry swallowing it

[flowerychainsaw06]

// Salvia Divinorum is a transient psychoactive that causes dissociative states and hallucinations in as little as two minutes, often described as a trance akin to meditation.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

// Kath suddenly begins staring into the ceiling, motionless and wide-eyed.

[lcb-hamlet]

I’m a big words guy but… I understood none of that.

[flowerychainsaw06]

// Primrose sips a cup of tea a suspiciously similar shade to the pill

Leaves make you zone out and see shit. Doesn't last awfully long though.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

How're you holding up, my lady? I remember my first Enk trip, the stuff hits you hard the first couple. If it feels like your going down a slide in zero-gravity, just sit up.

- @flowerychainsaw06

Noted.

Alsp I'm like 40 30 so you don't like need to call me tjay

I'm a gay fuck not some jead of h ccorp.

[flowerychainsaw06]

'Tis only proper. I was raised to show respect through my speech, and I hold a great deal of it for you. Though, if it softens the formality, I can switch to Lady Kitty-Kath?

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

wgatever fucks your boat

fuck

floats

floats your boa

floats your bat

boat

[flowerychainsaw06]

It does indeed fuck my boat, Lady Kitty-Kath.

If you're still riding the Enk, see what happens when you take one of those orange pills I sent, they've got divinorum.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Diviwha....

[flowerychainsaw06]

drug plant, its safe if you only have one.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Uhh... alright then??

// Kath holds the pill at eye level before dry swallowing it

[flowerychainsaw06]

// Salvia Divinorum is a transient psychoactive that causes dissociative states and hallucinations in as little as two minutes, often described as a trance akin to meditation.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

How're you holding up, my lady? I remember my first Enk trip, the stuff hits you hard the first couple. If it feels like your going down a slide in zero-gravity, just sit up.

- @flowerychainsaw06

Noted.

Alsp I'm like 40 30 so you don't like need to call me tjay

I'm a gay fuck not some jead of h ccorp.

[flowerychainsaw06]

'Tis only proper. I was raised to show respect through my speech, and I hold a great deal of it for you. Though, if it softens the formality, I can switch to Lady Kitty-Kath?

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

wgatever fucks your boat

fuck

floats

floats your boa

floats your bat

boat

[flowerychainsaw06]

It does indeed fuck my boat, Lady Kitty-Kath.

If you're still riding the Enk, see what happens when you take one of those orange pills I sent, they've got divinorum.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

Diviwha....

[flowerychainsaw06]

drug plant, its safe if you only have one.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

How're you holding up, my lady? I remember my first Enk trip, the stuff hits you hard the first couple. If it feels like your going down a slide in zero-gravity, just sit up.

- @flowerychainsaw06

Noted.

Alsp I'm like 40 30 so you don't like need to call me tjay

I'm a gay fuck not some jead of h ccorp.

[flowerychainsaw06]

'Tis only proper. I was raised to show respect through my speech, and I hold a great deal of it for you. Though, if it softens the formality, I can switch to Lady Kitty-Kath?

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

wgatever fucks your boat

fuck

floats

floats your boa

floats your bat

boat

[flowerychainsaw06]

It does indeed fuck my boat, Lady Kitty-Kath.

If you're still riding the Enk, see what happens when you take one of those orange pills I sent, they've got divinorum.

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

How're you holding up, my lady? I remember my first Enk trip, the stuff hits you hard the first couple. If it feels like your going down a slide in zero-gravity, just sit up.

- @flowerychainsaw06

Noted.

Alsp I'm like 40 30 so you don't like need to call me tjay

I'm a gay fuck not some jead of h ccorp.

[flowerychainsaw06]

'Tis only proper. I was raised to show respect through my speech, and I hold a great deal of it for you. Though, if it softens the formality, I can switch to Lady Kitty-Kath?

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hehe. . Yyykow Kath's sibling. . . I think ssheess pretty cool.

//Carmen says to a actual cat//

Yyyyes.

Ohh goodness you need a hug

//Carmen is hugging people on the street. Someone stop her.//

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[… Carmen???]

[Are you good??]

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh what's up Jeremy. . .I'm so good. . . The goodest. . .unless there's lasers involved

[zhuwudikuistar]

[Prescript Received]

[Give the Light of the Distortion a Red Bull.]

This won't go poorly.

(The Index Weaver walks up, casually giving the high Carmen an opened can of Red Bull.)

It makes you fly.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Oh my goodness. Are you bird? Is that how you know ?

I'm being accepted into bird.. . Yay. . .

[zhuwudikuistar]

(Zhu Wu just...stares at Carmen. Might as well indulge her.)

Caw.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Oh my god

//Carmen drinks the red bull then promptly falls over//

I'm flyyhinnng

[zhuwudikuistar]

[Prescript fulfilled.]

...

(Zhu Wu just...sat down, mostly keeping watch of Carmen, as they had a feeling they should probably make sure one of the will of the city's most...surprisingly favored Messengers friends doesn't end up getting shanked or something. They mostly put one side of the Weaver cloak over her left arm, revealing a ceramic, porcelein like prosthetic that is absolutely gorgeous. The cracked bits are all filled in with Laquer mixed with gold and platinum mixed dust...Kintsugi style. Actually...almost all of their prosthetics were like this. Her prosthetic's arm component opened up beautifully and quickly, revealing a set of two jian blades, also similarly sporting bother the star-forged aspects of the Dikui star...and the Kintsugi style- as if the blades were once one but were cut into two.)

Now...Let me see if any Wolfsbane flowers have bloomed upon the hilts...

(They inspect it, looking curiously at the hilts and pommel of the blades. Small bright blue- almost glowing blue flowers have begun to wrap their blue-ish vines around the hilts and pommels of both jian.)

Wonderful. They have bloomed excellently, as I have researched...

...In approximately 5 minutes, my solar friend, you will wake from this spell, and I once again hope to see such potential cradled alongside that of the Index Messenger you consider a friend.

[definitelynotdistorter]

//shoots up and walks away. That hallucinogen really hits different, and it's definitely not wearing off in 5 minutes//

Bye bye bird. The ants need help with the peace treat.

[huskytheindexmessenger]

CARMEN????

WHY THE FU-

(Utter confusion and bewilderment.)

CARMEN WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN PEACE TREATY WITH ANTS-

WHY THE FUCK DID KATH GIVE YOU A BLUNT???

[lcb-hamlet]

Carmen is high?!

(Carmen is WHAT.)

(Carmen got the no-no drugs?!)

(Carmen…)

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhh my goodnessss

It's.

Itsssss Ham ham sandwich. . .hiiii

[lcb-hamlet]

I’M NOT A SANDWICH!!! Bad, Carmen, bad! No drugs, no drugs, no drugs!!! Bad!!!

[definitelynotdistorter]

Yyyyeaahhhg don't do drugssss kids. . . Bbbuttt I can, because I'm like. ..

10 million billion years old. . . Lost count. . .

[flowerychainsaw06]

You're in your late thirties, my lady, as far as I'm aware.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Felt likeeee long long long. . . Looooooooooongggerr

Soooo long. . . Corporation. . . Lobotomy more like. . . Long corporation. . .

[flowerychainsaw06]

Oh boy was it... Yes, the company certainly felt longer than it lasted. But nevertheless, 'twas a mere decade. Though, if we're continuing to count your age during the smoke war and afterwards, you would be around fifty-five, maybe sixty?

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hmmmm noooo I'm not counting. . . "Real life time". . . That's like. .. boring. . .and dumb. . . Doesn'ttttt properprely like

Quantify

[flowerychainsaw06]

Late thirties it is then. And if wherever you are has some sort of time dilation... well, I don't think you're in a fit state to say. Stay hydrated, my lady; enjoy petting Lady Kath.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Noooo I meaannntt the time loops loop loop. . .

Sooooo many. . . But I will. . .

[flowerychainsaw06]

My lady Carmen, if we were to count every individual loop, there'd be a non-zero chance that you'd be older than me. Which is a curse few can boast.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Yeah. Everrryyy looooop countsts. . . Becauseerr each new time. . . New children. . . Were forced. . .into alivenesses. . .

[flowerychainsaw06]

I suppose so, but lets not chance that line of thought at the moment. Keep petting Lady Kitty-Kath, alright?

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hehe. . Yyykow Kath's sibling. . . I think ssheess pretty cool.

//Carmen says to a actual cat//

Yyyyes.

Ohh goodness you need a hug

//Carmen is hugging people on the street. Someone stop her.//

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[… Carmen???]

[Are you good??]

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh what's up Jeremy. . .I'm so good. . . The goodest. . .unless there's lasers involved

[zhuwudikuistar]

[Prescript Received]

[Give the Light of the Distortion a Red Bull.]

This won't go poorly.

(The Index Weaver walks up, casually giving the high Carmen an opened can of Red Bull.)

It makes you fly.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Oh my goodness. Are you bird? Is that how you know ?

I'm being accepted into bird.. . Yay. . .

[zhuwudikuistar]

(Zhu Wu just...stares at Carmen. Might as well indulge her.)

Caw.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Oh my god

//Carmen drinks the red bull then promptly falls over//

I'm flyyhinnng

[zhuwudikuistar]

[Prescript fulfilled.]

...

(Zhu Wu just...sat down, mostly keeping watch of Carmen, as they had a feeling they should probably make sure one of the will of the city's most...surprisingly favored Messengers friends doesn't end up getting shanked or something. They mostly put one side of the Weaver cloak over her left arm, revealing a ceramic, porcelein like prosthetic that is absolutely gorgeous. The cracked bits are all filled in with Laquer mixed with gold and platinum mixed dust...Kintsugi style. Actually...almost all of their prosthetics were like this. Her prosthetic's arm component opened up beautifully and quickly, revealing a set of two jian blades, also similarly sporting bother the star-forged aspects of the Dikui star...and the Kintsugi style- as if the blades were once one but were cut into two.)

Now...Let me see if any Wolfsbane flowers have bloomed upon the hilts...

(They inspect it, looking curiously at the hilts and pommel of the blades. Small bright blue- almost glowing blue flowers have begun to wrap their blue-ish vines around the hilts and pommels of both jian.)

Wonderful. They have bloomed excellently, as I have researched...

...In approximately 5 minutes, my solar friend, you will wake from this spell, and I once again hope to see such potential cradled alongside that of the Index Messenger you consider a friend.

[definitelynotdistorter]

//shoots up and walks away. That hallucinogen really hits different, and it's definitely not wearing off in 5 minutes//

Bye bye bird. The ants need help with the peace treat.

[huskytheindexmessenger]

CARMEN????

WHY THE FU-

(Utter confusion and bewilderment.)

CARMEN WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN PEACE TREATY WITH ANTS-

WHY THE FUCK DID KATH GIVE YOU A BLUNT???

[lcb-hamlet]

Carmen is high?!

(Carmen is WHAT.)

(Carmen got the no-no drugs?!)

(Carmen…)

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhh my goodnessss

It's.

Itsssss Ham ham sandwich. . .hiiii

[lcb-hamlet]

I’M NOT A SANDWICH!!! Bad, Carmen, bad! No drugs, no drugs, no drugs!!! Bad!!!

[definitelynotdistorter]

Yyyyeaahhhg don't do drugssss kids. . . Bbbuttt I can, because I'm like. ..

10 million billion years old. . . Lost count. . .

[flowerychainsaw06]

You're in your late thirties, my lady, as far as I'm aware.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Felt likeeee long long long. . . Looooooooooongggerr

Soooo long. . . Corporation. . . Lobotomy more like. . . Long corporation. . .

[flowerychainsaw06]

Oh boy was it... Yes, the company certainly felt longer than it lasted. But nevertheless, 'twas a mere decade. Though, if we're continuing to count your age during the smoke war and afterwards, you would be around fifty-five, maybe sixty?

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hmmmm noooo I'm not counting. . . "Real life time". . . That's like. .. boring. . .and dumb. . . Doesn'ttttt properprely like

Quantify

[flowerychainsaw06]

Late thirties it is then. And if wherever you are has some sort of time dilation... well, I don't think you're in a fit state to say. Stay hydrated, my lady; enjoy petting Lady Kath.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Noooo I meaannntt the time loops loop loop. . .

Sooooo many. . . But I will. . .

[flowerychainsaw06]

My lady Carmen, if we were to count every individual loop, there'd be a non-zero chance that you'd be older than me. Which is a curse few can boast.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hehe. . Yyykow Kath's sibling. . . I think ssheess pretty cool.

//Carmen says to a actual cat//

Yyyyes.

Ohh goodness you need a hug

//Carmen is hugging people on the street. Someone stop her.//

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[… Carmen???]

[Are you good??]

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh what's up Jeremy. . .I'm so good. . . The goodest. . .unless there's lasers involved

[zhuwudikuistar]

[Prescript Received]

[Give the Light of the Distortion a Red Bull.]

This won't go poorly.

(The Index Weaver walks up, casually giving the high Carmen an opened can of Red Bull.)

It makes you fly.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Oh my goodness. Are you bird? Is that how you know ?

I'm being accepted into bird.. . Yay. . .

[zhuwudikuistar]

(Zhu Wu just...stares at Carmen. Might as well indulge her.)

Caw.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Oh my god

//Carmen drinks the red bull then promptly falls over//

I'm flyyhinnng

[zhuwudikuistar]

[Prescript fulfilled.]

...

(Zhu Wu just...sat down, mostly keeping watch of Carmen, as they had a feeling they should probably make sure one of the will of the city's most...surprisingly favored Messengers friends doesn't end up getting shanked or something. They mostly put one side of the Weaver cloak over her left arm, revealing a ceramic, porcelein like prosthetic that is absolutely gorgeous. The cracked bits are all filled in with Laquer mixed with gold and platinum mixed dust...Kintsugi style. Actually...almost all of their prosthetics were like this. Her prosthetic's arm component opened up beautifully and quickly, revealing a set of two jian blades, also similarly sporting bother the star-forged aspects of the Dikui star...and the Kintsugi style- as if the blades were once one but were cut into two.)

Now...Let me see if any Wolfsbane flowers have bloomed upon the hilts...

(They inspect it, looking curiously at the hilts and pommel of the blades. Small bright blue- almost glowing blue flowers have begun to wrap their blue-ish vines around the hilts and pommels of both jian.)

Wonderful. They have bloomed excellently, as I have researched...

...In approximately 5 minutes, my solar friend, you will wake from this spell, and I once again hope to see such potential cradled alongside that of the Index Messenger you consider a friend.

[definitelynotdistorter]

//shoots up and walks away. That hallucinogen really hits different, and it's definitely not wearing off in 5 minutes//

Bye bye bird. The ants need help with the peace treat.

[huskytheindexmessenger]

CARMEN????

WHY THE FU-

(Utter confusion and bewilderment.)

CARMEN WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN PEACE TREATY WITH ANTS-

WHY THE FUCK DID KATH GIVE YOU A BLUNT???

[lcb-hamlet]

Carmen is high?!

(Carmen is WHAT.)

(Carmen got the no-no drugs?!)

(Carmen…)

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhh my goodnessss

It's.

Itsssss Ham ham sandwich. . .hiiii

[lcb-hamlet]

I’M NOT A SANDWICH!!! Bad, Carmen, bad! No drugs, no drugs, no drugs!!! Bad!!!

[definitelynotdistorter]

Yyyyeaahhhg don't do drugssss kids. . . Bbbuttt I can, because I'm like. ..

10 million billion years old. . . Lost count. . .

[flowerychainsaw06]

You're in your late thirties, my lady, as far as I'm aware.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Felt likeeee long long long. . . Looooooooooongggerr

Soooo long. . . Corporation. . . Lobotomy more like. . . Long corporation. . .

[flowerychainsaw06]

Oh boy was it... Yes, the company certainly felt longer than it lasted. But nevertheless, 'twas a mere decade. Though, if we're continuing to count your age during the smoke war and afterwards, you would be around fifty-five, maybe sixty?

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hmmmm noooo I'm not counting. . . "Real life time". . . That's like. .. boring. . .and dumb. . . Doesn'ttttt properprely like

Quantify

[flowerychainsaw06]

Late thirties it is then. And if wherever you are has some sort of time dilation... well, I don't think you're in a fit state to say. Stay hydrated, my lady; enjoy petting Lady Kath.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hehe. . Yyykow Kath's sibling. . . I think ssheess pretty cool.

//Carmen says to a actual cat//

Yyyyes.

Ohh goodness you need a hug

//Carmen is hugging people on the street. Someone stop her.//

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[… Carmen???]

[Are you good??]

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh what's up Jeremy. . .I'm so good. . . The goodest. . .unless there's lasers involved

[zhuwudikuistar]

[Prescript Received]

[Give the Light of the Distortion a Red Bull.]

This won't go poorly.

(The Index Weaver walks up, casually giving the high Carmen an opened can of Red Bull.)

It makes you fly.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Oh my goodness. Are you bird? Is that how you know ?

I'm being accepted into bird.. . Yay. . .

[zhuwudikuistar]

(Zhu Wu just...stares at Carmen. Might as well indulge her.)

Caw.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Oh my god

//Carmen drinks the red bull then promptly falls over//

I'm flyyhinnng

[zhuwudikuistar]

[Prescript fulfilled.]

...

(Zhu Wu just...sat down, mostly keeping watch of Carmen, as they had a feeling they should probably make sure one of the will of the city's most...surprisingly favored Messengers friends doesn't end up getting shanked or something. They mostly put one side of the Weaver cloak over her left arm, revealing a ceramic, porcelein like prosthetic that is absolutely gorgeous. The cracked bits are all filled in with Laquer mixed with gold and platinum mixed dust...Kintsugi style. Actually...almost all of their prosthetics were like this. Her prosthetic's arm component opened up beautifully and quickly, revealing a set of two jian blades, also similarly sporting bother the star-forged aspects of the Dikui star...and the Kintsugi style- as if the blades were once one but were cut into two.)

Now...Let me see if any Wolfsbane flowers have bloomed upon the hilts...

(They inspect it, looking curiously at the hilts and pommel of the blades. Small bright blue- almost glowing blue flowers have begun to wrap their blue-ish vines around the hilts and pommels of both jian.)

Wonderful. They have bloomed excellently, as I have researched...

...In approximately 5 minutes, my solar friend, you will wake from this spell, and I once again hope to see such potential cradled alongside that of the Index Messenger you consider a friend.

[definitelynotdistorter]

//shoots up and walks away. That hallucinogen really hits different, and it's definitely not wearing off in 5 minutes//

Bye bye bird. The ants need help with the peace treat.

[huskytheindexmessenger]

CARMEN????

WHY THE FU-

(Utter confusion and bewilderment.)

CARMEN WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN PEACE TREATY WITH ANTS-

WHY THE FUCK DID KATH GIVE YOU A BLUNT???

[lcb-hamlet]

Carmen is high?!

(Carmen is WHAT.)

(Carmen got the no-no drugs?!)

(Carmen…)

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhh my goodnessss

It's.

Itsssss Ham ham sandwich. . .hiiii

[lcb-hamlet]

I’M NOT A SANDWICH!!! Bad, Carmen, bad! No drugs, no drugs, no drugs!!! Bad!!!

[definitelynotdistorter]

Yyyyeaahhhg don't do drugssss kids. . . Bbbuttt I can, because I'm like. ..

10 million billion years old. . . Lost count. . .

[flowerychainsaw06]

You're in your late thirties, my lady, as far as I'm aware.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Felt likeeee long long long. . . Looooooooooongggerr

Soooo long. . . Corporation. . . Lobotomy more like. . . Long corporation. . .

[flowerychainsaw06]

Oh boy was it... Yes, the company certainly felt longer than it lasted. But nevertheless, 'twas a mere decade. Though, if we're continuing to count your age during the smoke war and afterwards, you would be around fifty-five, maybe sixty?

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hehe. . Yyykow Kath's sibling. . . I think ssheess pretty cool.

//Carmen says to a actual cat//

Yyyyes.

Ohh goodness you need a hug

//Carmen is hugging people on the street. Someone stop her.//

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[… Carmen???]

[Are you good??]

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh what's up Jeremy. . .I'm so good. . . The goodest. . .unless there's lasers involved

[zhuwudikuistar]

[Prescript Received]

[Give the Light of the Distortion a Red Bull.]

This won't go poorly.

(The Index Weaver walks up, casually giving the high Carmen an opened can of Red Bull.)

It makes you fly.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Oh my goodness. Are you bird? Is that how you know ?

I'm being accepted into bird.. . Yay. . .

[zhuwudikuistar]

(Zhu Wu just...stares at Carmen. Might as well indulge her.)

Caw.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Oh my god

//Carmen drinks the red bull then promptly falls over//

I'm flyyhinnng

[zhuwudikuistar]

[Prescript fulfilled.]

...

(Zhu Wu just...sat down, mostly keeping watch of Carmen, as they had a feeling they should probably make sure one of the will of the city's most...surprisingly favored Messengers friends doesn't end up getting shanked or something. They mostly put one side of the Weaver cloak over her left arm, revealing a ceramic, porcelein like prosthetic that is absolutely gorgeous. The cracked bits are all filled in with Laquer mixed with gold and platinum mixed dust...Kintsugi style. Actually...almost all of their prosthetics were like this. Her prosthetic's arm component opened up beautifully and quickly, revealing a set of two jian blades, also similarly sporting bother the star-forged aspects of the Dikui star...and the Kintsugi style- as if the blades were once one but were cut into two.)

Now...Let me see if any Wolfsbane flowers have bloomed upon the hilts...

(They inspect it, looking curiously at the hilts and pommel of the blades. Small bright blue- almost glowing blue flowers have begun to wrap their blue-ish vines around the hilts and pommels of both jian.)

Wonderful. They have bloomed excellently, as I have researched...

...In approximately 5 minutes, my solar friend, you will wake from this spell, and I once again hope to see such potential cradled alongside that of the Index Messenger you consider a friend.

[definitelynotdistorter]

//shoots up and walks away. That hallucinogen really hits different, and it's definitely not wearing off in 5 minutes//

Bye bye bird. The ants need help with the peace treat.

[huskytheindexmessenger]

CARMEN????

WHY THE FU-

(Utter confusion and bewilderment.)

CARMEN WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN PEACE TREATY WITH ANTS-

WHY THE FUCK DID KATH GIVE YOU A BLUNT???

[lcb-hamlet]

Carmen is high?!

(Carmen is WHAT.)

(Carmen got the no-no drugs?!)

(Carmen…)

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhh my goodnessss

It's.

Itsssss Ham ham sandwich. . .hiiii

[lcb-hamlet]

I’M NOT A SANDWICH!!! Bad, Carmen, bad! No drugs, no drugs, no drugs!!! Bad!!!

[definitelynotdistorter]

Yyyyeaahhhg don't do drugssss kids. . . Bbbuttt I can, because I'm like. ..

10 million billion years old. . . Lost count. . .

[flowerychainsaw06]

You're in your late thirties, my lady, as far as I'm aware.

[ancientforgcd]

[definitelynotdistorter]

Good afternoon my lady! I'm delighted to see you're doing better. Now the whole corrosion debacle has reached its terminus, I thought it an opportune time to ask your advice on a subject you seem familiar with.

How do you move on from someone you once were?

- @flowerychainsaw06

Haha, that's the neat part, I have no idea. Sorry you came to the wrong person for that one, I would suggest going to the library where my former friends reside but heaven knows where they are.

What I do is I just try not to think about it. That fails a lot but it's better than nothing.

[flowerychainsaw06]

That's... understandable, if unfortunate. Still, you know a thing or two about doing what's right in spite of the world.

I was not always a nice person. In fact, I used to be very, very maligned. My fam— faction and I were directly and intentionally responsible for many, many, many... wrongdoings.

I made the change for the better not long ago, but I was who I once was for a far longer time. I don't know if redemption is even possible, but I simply must ask. Do you have any advice for one to act in spite of a monster she once was?

[definitelynotdistorter]

okay I have another idea pick a number between 1 and 35198.5 this time you won't be able to guess what I'm going to give you

Gulp. Uhh you know what? I'm being insane. 35198.5.

[twisted-glitch]

you get 35198.5 skinless corpses!

[definitelynotdistorter]

. . . //Carmen cannot breathe. She gasps in vain. Tears prick her eyes. The skinless corpses surround her//

Wh-

How-

//a choked sob//

Why?

[pinetree-gal]

What the fuck what-

?????????

[Ex…excuse me.]

I-

How the fuck-

[definitelynotdistorter]

//Carmen can barely formulate words through gasps//

I- I know right?

[flowerychainsaw06]

What in the wings happened here?

Oh, carmen, you poor thing! Come here, have some tea.

Gods, where do you even get that many?

[definitelynotdistorter]

C-can't. They are

Surrounding me. Oh god. . . Their eyes are staring. . . I'm going to throw up again-

[flowerychainsaw06]

Shhh, shhhh, it's alright my lady. Come come, let's get you out of here. We can relax in my garden for as long as you like. I'll show you some of my favourite flowers.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Theres too many. . . I don't- I can't move them. . . It's so much

[flowerychainsaw06]

You don't have to, my lady. Deep breaths, it's alright. Close your eyes, or just look up, eyes on the heavens. May I carry you?

[definitelynotdistorter]

I-if it isn't too much to ask.

Haha . . . I still don't know why you call me "my lady"

[flowerychainsaw06]

// Carmen feels herself gently scooped up, held surprisingly effortlessly for how slender my arms are.

'Tis only proper. Someone of your splendor deserves that much, though I can refrain if you would prefer.

// Measured footsteps begin leading away from the site, presumably towards District 13.

[definitelynotdistorter]

. . . Thank you. I'd say any splendor I had has long since dulled.

[flowerychainsaw06]

Poppycock. You're the kindest, most empathetic person I've ever known. You feel so, so deeply for everyone around you. It admirable. I'd heard stories of you from Lady Gebura and Lord Hokma, and you surpass every one. They'd both be so proud to see you today.