V1

[SUP NERDS]

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[ALRIGHT, I’VE HEARD AROUND HERE YOU HAVE TO DO AN INTRO POST OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.]

[ANYWAY HEY IT’S ME YA BOI V1.]

[YES, THE REAL V1 FROM HIT GAME BY HAKITA, ULTRAKILL.]

[AS OF RIGHT NOW I’M THE 1ST “CRUSADER” OF THE LCR LIMBUS COMPANY RETRIEVAL, VAN TEAM. NO CLUE HOW I GOT HERE BUT EH. I GET PAID IN BLOOD AND VIOLENCE SO THATS ENOUGH FOR ME.]

[ALSO I HAVE A SLIGHT FEELING A CERTAIN ANGEL IS AFTER MY ASS. HUH.]

[ADDENDUM: OH SHIT I PROBABLY NEED SOME KIND OF TAG SYSTEM UHHHH-]

[ADDENDUM 2: OH YEAH, HERE’S A LIST OF MY FELLOW CRUSADERS:

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Crusader-1: V1 | YOU ARE HERE

Crusader-2: Hazel Morse | @limbussekai-van-team

Crusader-3: Crisostomo Ibarra | @nolimetangere-ibarra

Crusader-4: Yesterday “Crumby” Crumb | @abnormal-crumbs

Crusader-5: Johnny “Janice” Truant | @limbussekai-van-team

Crusader-6: Don Juan ng Berbanya | [BLOG NOT FOUND]

Crusader-7: Luce Bourdeau | @limbussekai-van-team

Crusader-8/Manager: Robert W Chambers | @limbussekai-van-team

<{PROGRAM END: CRUSADER_LIST}>

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yo! whats up, it is me, da mod of this blog, @bubbalander

anyway, this blog is for a campaign i’m participating in, being a weird alternate universe of limbus company (danteh…)

for some reason the funny blood fueled robot landed here :)

also the tag system:

#adventures w/ V1: shenanigans v1 gets up to with the LCE: Van Team

#the voices: asks

#mod post: should be obvious

#disintegrate my loop: reblogs

anygay adios!!!!

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[definitelynotdistorter]

HELLO EVERYONE! AND YES, THAT MEANS YOU LISTENING OR READING, YOU'RE INVITED TO MY PARTY THAT IM HOSTING! FEATURING SINGING MACHINE AND SILENT ORCHESTRA! ALL DISTORTIONS, EGO MANIFESTERS AND REGULAR PEOPLE! JUST WALK INTO THE RIFT NEAR YOU AND COME ON TO THE PARTY! THE DRINKS ARE NEVER ENDING, THE MUSIC NEVER STOPS, THERE ARE CUTE BIRDS, AND MUCH MORE! AND THIS CUTE BABY! WHO HAS RECENTLY LEARNED TO TALK KINDA! SAY HI ANGELA!

Hewow

good job Angela!

Everyone's invited. . . See you there!

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[Oh hell yeah, even if there might not be blood there, a party is still a party. I’m in!!!]

[Buuuut I dont want my sanity to get nuked by Silent Orchestra so I’m staying in my EGO.]

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[ Arbiter ] Right. Well that one color fixer had EGO and they still struggle against fighting Garion, so it really doesn’t matter.

[Watch as I make this bitch ass angel Arbiter’s HP disappear.]

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

V1 you gaining EGO doesn't mean shit for the arbiter matchup they still have the "Turn that shit off" ability in Lock

[I’d still kick his ass.]

*Cope.*

[definitelynotdistorter]

So. Due to @abnormal-crumbs and my own escapades in C corp I think we have been given Urban Nightmare class threat level. Gulp. I think it's also because Crumb managed to stop a Claw's attack. That's surprising.

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[Well damn.]

[definitelynotdistorter]

Yeah. I'm surprised we aren't star of the city for that, guess that's pretty lucky huh

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[I would have helped, but I probably would have been warped directly to the outskirts, and have a trillion Ahn bounty on my processor, if not blown up on the spot.]

[definitelynotdistorter]

So. Due to @abnormal-crumbs and my own escapades in C corp I think we have been given Urban Nightmare class threat level. Gulp. I think it's also because Crumb managed to stop a Claw's attack. That's surprising.

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[Well damn.]

[catwalkoffice-fixerkath]

So how's the Enkephalin?

I didn't know that an 8th dimension existed.

All things considered my hand looking and feeling like shattered glass is the least of my concern who tje fuck is this

[definitelynotdistorter]

Don't worry they're nice. Just give them a bit of water every now and then

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[… thats just a door though???]

[definitelynotdistorter]

hi uh urgent question is it normal for about 100 people to form a crowd and stare at me???

-{Crumb, the Magical Fox-Girl Abnormality}-

. . . Ah! Yeah they probably aren't used to seeing an Abnormality like you. Do not worry though, you are immortal anyways, I can come help you find your friends if you want

[abnormal-crumbs]

oh ok, you dont need to bother, ill just.. let them stare.. and stuff..

[definitelynotdistorter]

They'll ignore you after a while. No one in the city has the time to worry about it. As long as you make no issues to them they will turn away. . . Such is the horrid way of the city.

[abnormal-crumbs]

i mean they've been staring at me for a couple hours and some are just like muttering about me and stuff.. some are even writing things down on notepads or whatever, i dont know what's up with them..

[definitelynotdistorter]

. . .

I'm coming. Get out of view, you might be in a nest.

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[Just letting you know they landed in C Corp.]

[Fucking C Corp.]

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

Hey how the fuck are you even alive the last time a sentient robot half a whole ass district was ejected

(Ooc note: sorry i just saw this blog and choked on air when i saw V1 IN THE FUCKING CITY OF ALL PLACES)

[What The Head doesn't know wont hurt them.]

[abnormal-crumbs]

i have no idea where the HELL i am right now im gonna ask someone wish me luck

[abnormal-crumbs]

update: im apparently in C Corp, no clue what that means for me but ok

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[Well. Good luck over there buddy, because if you haven’t noticed an Arbiter wants me dead, and C Corp is directly next to The Head.]

[You know, where all the Arbiters are.]

[abnormal-crumbs]

uhhhh.. is that bad? i dont know anything about The Head..

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[Literally so bad that if I even stepped foot into A Corp I’d get smitten without even getting a chance to fight back.]

[abnormal-crumbs]

dude what did you do???

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[Exist.]

[Yup that’s it.]

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[ Arbiter ] Count your fucking days abomination.

[THIS FIGHT IS GOING TO BE EVEN MORE ONE SIDED]

[I STRAIGHT UP HAVE EGO, YOU ARE EVEN MORE COOKED BUDDY]

[abnormal-crumbs]

i have no idea where the HELL i am right now im gonna ask someone wish me luck

[abnormal-crumbs]

update: im apparently in C Corp, no clue what that means for me but ok

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[Well. Good luck over there buddy, because if you haven’t noticed an Arbiter wants me dead, and C Corp is directly next to The Head.]

[You know, where all the Arbiters are.]

[abnormal-crumbs]

uhhhh.. is that bad? i dont know anything about The Head..

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[Literally so bad that if I even stepped foot into A Corp I’d get smitten without even getting a chance to fight back.]

[nolimetangere-ibarra]

...uhh.....guys?

This is Don Juan here.

I can't find Chris anywhere. I cant find D### at all...

...

...last time I saw him was when we fought, hence why hes not here at all...

...

...

ITS ALL MY FAULT ITS ALL MY FAULT ITS ALL MY FAULT MY FAULTMY FAULTMY FAULTMYFAULTMYFAULTMYFAULTMYFAULTMYFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULT

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[what]

[what do you mean you can’t find him]

[nolimetangere-ibarra]

...he wasn't there when I looked for him in Amon. I even asked our guide and she failed to detect the exact time that he could have gotten out.

Even worse, I swear he tore something out of his journal because I saw it sprawled in his DESK, and the previous page are literally scribbles!!!

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[Shit.]

[Actually this might be manageable, where’s the Van right now?]

[abnormal-crumbs]

i have no idea where the HELL i am right now im gonna ask someone wish me luck

[abnormal-crumbs]

update: im apparently in C Corp, no clue what that means for me but ok

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[Well. Good luck over there buddy, because if you haven’t noticed an Arbiter wants me dead, and C Corp is directly next to The Head.]

[You know, where all the Arbiters are.]

[nolimetangere-ibarra]

...uhh.....guys?

This is Don Juan here.

I can't find Chris anywhere. I cant find D### at all...

...

...last time I saw him was when we fought, hence why hes not here at all...

...

...

ITS ALL MY FAULT ITS ALL MY FAULT ITS ALL MY FAULT MY FAULTMY FAULTMY FAULTMYFAULTMYFAULTMYFAULTMYFAULTMYFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULTFAULT

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[what]

[what do you mean you can’t find him]

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

hey dude, uhhhhh... so it turns out that i'm incredibly lost in the middle of the city.. and also that none of my old memories are.. real.. yeah..

-{Crumb}-

[That might be a problem, I’m still in district 9, maybe try asking around for what district you’re in-]

[Wait. None of your memories? None? At all?]

[definitelynotdistorter]

Hehe. . Yyykow Kath's sibling. . . I think ssheess pretty cool.

//Carmen says to a actual cat//

Yyyyes.

Ohh goodness you need a hug

//Carmen is hugging people on the street. Someone stop her.//

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

[… Carmen???]

[Are you good??]

[definitelynotdistorter]

Ohhhh what's up Jeremy. . .I'm so good. . . The goodest. . .unless there's lasers involved

[zhuwudikuistar]

[Prescript Received]

[Give the Light of the Distortion a Red Bull.]

This won't go poorly.

(The Index Weaver walks up, casually giving the high Carmen an opened can of Red Bull.)

It makes you fly.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Oh my goodness. Are you bird? Is that how you know ?

I'm being accepted into bird.. . Yay. . .

[zhuwudikuistar]

(Zhu Wu just...stares at Carmen. Might as well indulge her.)

Caw.

[definitelynotdistorter]

Oh my god

//Carmen drinks the red bull then promptly falls over//

I'm flyyhinnng

[the-real-v1-ultrakill]

*V1 is about to fall over laughing.*

*Please stop being funny, you’re going to break something in V1*