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[yourangelonline]

[riviere-libre]

This still fucking cracks me up

[notwiselybuttoowell]

The etsy witches have channeled their powers entirely towards the us senate huh

[nicodisonbeamattack]

The first thing Homura Akemi did when her crush died in front of her was to sell her soul, followed immediately by googling how to build a bomb. Nobody does it like her

[yms1]

"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

hey, tag this with a food people get really upset about you not liking

[rnismatch]

Darkest theory of cartoons? Flinstone takes place in the future

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[innerchildabortionclinic]

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

[allystruggles]

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

[churchofthemimic]

Sorry!

[aidashakur]

Be the reason why people still believe in good hearts, good vibes, and kind souls

[capybaralovers]

[rthwrms]

a vision of sisyphus

[n-award]

(sending a normal message and getting a normal response) theres no coming back from this

[drops-of-universe]

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

[papidehasbi]

[ametoraeye]

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry