Elena

Oh groove with me baby

[colourofoctober]

Dog: literally just moves its paw 

Me: 

[eugenieroe]

can we all agree that pressing foreheads together is an underrated act of affection??

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[emokingeddie]

tell me one time twitter has ever lied.

[allthesepurplelights]

[cassie-heartgal]

This post aged well

[soapiewaltened-deactivated20220]

Wait what do you mean it aged well

[junietuesday]

you didnt hear about the aliens??

[soapiewaltened-deactivated20220]

…the.

[cloverplayz23-deactivated202101]

the what-

[soapiewaltened-deactivated20220]

WHAT THE FUCK.

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[bpdzai]

[plaidos]

Elliot Page really woke up and said “time to become the world’s most famous he/they” and then he did it. legend.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[lesboevils]

on one hand i don’t believe in really restricting media from my children. i understand the importance of varied intake with media. that being said i will not allow my children to watch paw patrol. it’s police propaganda. 

[davidalleynes]

[lesboevils]

The Misogyny and Authoritarianism of ‘Paw Patrol’

[davidalleynes]

not to beat a dead pig but i just want my followers to know that while yes, this is funny in the sense that we live in a farcical dystopia, paw patrol is one of the most pro-cop, pro-surveillance state shows i’ve seen since like, 24

[davidalleynes]

also now they have a tracking puppy named tracker and he’s a chihuaha and lives in the jungle and he uses gratuitious spanish

[weused2befriends]

[queer-of-color]

[sunshine-tattoo]

[minha-estrela-decola]

a lesson in romantic comedy

[blossomboyj]

[marlinspirkhall]

“Can I hold your hand?”

“That’s a bad idea”

“But I  love you tho”

[tiktokarchive]

[instant-oatmeal]

[guantanamo-bae]

Wholesome hours..and its my shift

[revenantbird]

[cartoonfreack]