welcome to hell kids

percy they/them 23 i like dnd, homestuck, pillars of eternity, bloodborne, and more! feel free to message me about anything; if i dont reply i promise its not because i hate you or find you annoying

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

an atom is about the size of a pea btw. maybe a little bigger.

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[mezzodical]

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[bluejay-makes]

Lamb

[perception-filter]

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

[alleesaur]

the productivity creatures

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[lleyksie]

brown bear, black bear

[desolationlesbian]

farcille isn't "toxic yuri." nothing remotely toxic about them, they both treat each other with a great deal of care and affection and respect. just because marcille is willing to do forbidden necromancy and arguably cannibalism for her wife doesn't make her toxic that's just what you do for a woman with broad shoulders

[depsidase]

[zsnes]

[ultimate-queen-of-fandoms2]

Tags via @redtailfins

[walpurgishall]

Walton Ford “Gleipnir” 2012

[medievaljournalist]

got a good thing going where these bandits give me a half share of whatever loot they pull from adventurers i send their way & the best part is i don't even need to lie or anything since every hero is born with the unshakeable belief in their ability to win a fight against ten guys at once. just gotta say "we've got bandit trouble in the west, let me mark it on your map" and a week later i get $15 from Wulfric the Hound on cashapp

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

guess ill be fat and hot and hot

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[squonkcity]

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

[hotvampireadjacent]

[mushroominaforest]

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr