golden onion

23. twilight blog in 2021? camp.

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

found family but they're all absolutely horrendous people

[jalicewhitcock]

[rikerstrombones]

hey you

yes you

do you hate stephenie meyer? do you want to read her shitty books without giving her any more money?

boy have I got just the thing for you

twilight

new moon

eclipse

breaking dawn (I think this is that weird pregnancy au somebody wrote?? idk)

bonus

midnight sun

midnight sun (partial draft)

short second life of bree tanner

life and death (I'm so sorry this is the best I could find if anyone has anything else lmk)

enjoy 😊

[jasperwhitcock]

[teamjacobthot]

the original new moon script just got a certain flavor to it…….a certain jenny say quan………….

[teamjacobthot]

ok but we missed out on some serious character insight on charlie like what ?????

[teamjacobthot]

[the-golden-onion]

you’re laughing.

edward cullen just married the girl of my dreams and frisbeed her garter into my face with his teeth and you’re laughing

[greatwhiteprivilege]

[greatwhiteprivilege]

i think it’s time to bring this back

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

people talking shit about simone biles backing out should be backed off a cliff. why don't you try spinning twenty feet in the air knowing if you don't land a move precisely it could kill you, the whole world is watching and expecting perfection and you're having a shit day. all these people criticizing simone biles are fucking insane and i bet maybe a quarter of them could manage a singular cartwheel on some soft grass

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

this isn't even touching on the way she's been chewed up and spit out by the sport, from being devalued because other people can't keep up (cry me a river) to actual assault, all highly publicized while she was young as hell. fuck you insane people athletes don't belong to you

[emokingeddie]

nothing but respect for simone biles

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

people talking shit about simone biles backing out should be backed off a cliff. why don't you try spinning twenty feet in the air knowing if you don't land a move precisely it could kill you, the whole world is watching and expecting perfection and you're having a shit day. all these people criticizing simone biles are fucking insane and i bet maybe a quarter of them could manage a singular cartwheel on some soft grass

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

this isn't even touching on the way she's been chewed up and spit out by the sport, from being devalued because other people can't keep up (cry me a river) to actual assault, all highly publicized while she was young as hell. fuck you insane people athletes don't belong to you

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[helloookellyyy]

🌠

[sadkid7-deactivated20180406]

I hope this works

[kyootxims-deactivated20160926]

Lets see if it works

[kiwiiky]

crossing my fingers

[dollybats]

we’re doing this again? crossing my fingers i get this iphone i want that me and my dad talked about-

[servobunny]

I hope this works

[pixel-dreamz]

Worth a shot?

[nonsimsical]

*crosses fingers and toes*

[11121491481565185910-deactivate]

i hope this works 😹😹

[stankpasta]

I WANT A KITTEN PLEASE N THANK YOU PREFERABLY ON JULY 21

[toygirly]

🙏

[ukulelewrap]

Please…

[iamthecutest-deactivated2022060]

I wish, For everything i ever wanted.. I wish to be happy. I wish to be hugged from behind by someone i love watching romantic movies in blankets while she kisses the back of my head gently telling me she loves me. I wish i could be who i want to be completely. I wish to have my dream Gf. I wish, To have the relationship of my life.. I wish for everything i want.. I wish for everything to come true.

[xiaxianyuesh1]

I just want to be better at drawing, even bodies-

[cyb3rd00dl3-deactivated20240406]

to beat Hornet fight 2 

[atums-apple]

I wish for my drawings to improve-

[moldy-calcium-deactivated202011]

I wish for my art style to get better

[vergeofinsanity]

feeling lucky ig???

[anmcrtist]

I wish that things will get easier for the people around me and that online school doesn’t kill me.

[edwardsbouffant-deactivated2020]

I wish for my cat to come home healthy and safe

[emokingeddie]

and we’re back babbbyyy

[emokingeddie]

five fucking twilight movies and not ONE big time rush song. I AM LIVID.

[effervescent-influenza]

Me when Edward left in New Moon:

[valtsv]

worms in the dirt when it rains

[bookofmirth]

[sustancy]

[dankmemes99-blog]

[txmriddlx]

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.