Saw you rb a top 5 post and I don’t think anyone’s asked a Flozmín top 5 in a while? So if your up to it, top 5 Flozmín comedy moments or from Las Estrellas in general. Funniest moments or lines or plots to you? Idk I think some humor is needed right now.
Hey! Thank you! God, we really need something happy right now. If I’m gonna go with funniest lines it’d be every other thing Flor and Jazmín said. Jaz is so fucking mean. I love her so much.
Okay, funniest interactions between Jazmín and the Estrellas sisters. Five sisters, five moments. In the first 50 episodes because I haven’t rewatched in a while and I can’t remember all the moments.
Jazmín and Carla (aka Carla is an idiot and Jazmín can’t believe it):
J: All out. I’m overwhelmed with the canapes. They have me like this. Canapes.
Let’s clarify that Carla is actually an idiot. She sees Jazmín crying her eyes out, nearly sobbing in the middle of the hotel hallway, and she thinks Jaz is having a breakdown over canapes. Canapes. Mind you, Carla says she has felt like that before and we know it’s the truth because Carla is always near having a stress-induced stroke. Still, Jazmín’s reaction is amazing. She can’t believe Carla is this dumb and blind. That smile. How she just says “let’s go canapes” as she goes to the kitchen. Even in a moment of deep sadness, Jazmín can take a moment to be sarcastic and talk back. Jazmín thinks Carla is an idiot, pass it on.
Jazmín and Lucía (or Jaz thinks Lucía is a bitch and doesn’t hide it):
Lucía, since you are here. When does my shift end? Or is it eternal?
Let’s clarify that Jazmín and Lucía have had issues since day one. Lucía treats everybody like shit and Jazmín likes calling her out on it. Jaz’s first big conflict was with Lucía and she was more than ready to sue her when Lucía fired her. But this, this is how Jaz deals staying for Flor and still dealing with Lucía’s shit: she’s sarcastic as all hell. They just bounce off each other so well. Jaz throws Lu a sarcastic comment, and Lu bounces it back, and Jaz can only say “how lucky I am!” They both know she’s not gonna quit, and they both know that Jaz would burn the hotel to the ground to get back at Lucía if she could.
Jazmín and Miranda (or Jaz treats Miru like the child she is):
No! You touched the dog and now you touch the dough? A great pizza maker but very dirty. Go and wash your hands!
I think it’s easy to forget that Miru is the youngest because nearly all of them are more immature than she is. They tend to treat her like she’s in her 30s and not like 25. She’s even younger than Jazmín! And Jaz is the one that tends to treat her properly: like she’s a silly idiot with a very strong personality. It’s adorable how much Miru wants to show off her cooking skills, and how Jaz is just a little impressed by her pizza skills. But she’s mostly upset that Miranda grabbed a dog and then touched the dough. The way Jazmín scolds and tells her to wash her hands is kinda adorable because she’s treating Miru like she’s a bit of an idiot child, and not her boss.
Jazmín and Virginia (or Jaz can’t hate Vir):
No, don’t try to buy me! What? No! [incomprehensible noises]
What can I say about this scene? Jazmín is angry that Javo quit. Virginia is so desperate to know where he is that she’s trying to bribe Jaz, who is secretly rich, by giving her a substantial raise. Gals, Jazmín is rich. So rich. She doesn’t need a cent. She couldn’t have been tempted by Vir’s money here. She just walked away because she didn’t want to get angry at her. Plus, I love the noises she makes when she leaves. Jazmín is so goofy sometimes.
Jazmín and Florencia (or Flor is too cute and Jazmín nearly dies):
Flopi…
Listen, from this episode alone I could have chosen at least one more funny moment. But Flor being silly, cuddling Jaz, saying she wants to cuddle to do naughty stuff (not a tic!) and Jazmín nearly dying is hilarious and a perfect angsty moment for them. Flor has no idea of the effect she has on Jaz and that’s why I love her. Flor can always make Jazmín laugh. Flor is the one person that can make her laugh. They are just so happy together.
