~May Luck Be Yours On Halloween~

Don't mind me. I'm just doing stuffs. [INTP, Female, everything really]

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

This post gets notes every Ides of March even though it’s not a depiction of Julius Caesar’s assassination, it’s a depiction of the emperor Caligula’s assassination, who was killed on January 24th, 41 AD.

[triflesandparsnips]

happy it’s caligula’s assassination not caesar’s to all who celebrate

[thebibi]

It's really funny actually that the guy reminding Jack to write in his diary doesn't seem to keep one himself. Van Helsing King of assigning homework he'd never do himself.

[quicksandbuddy]

I like to think that Van Helsing did keep a journal, but while compiling everyone's accounts Mina took one look at it and went

[sleepy-bebby]

Icelandic horses at Skógafoss, Iceland 🇮🇸

[ramdomcitizen]

What the actual fairy tale is this?

[toastbutteregg]

[5weekdays]

the version of excel i'm using came preloaded with a bunch of icon/emoji thingies so i spend my free time making fucking cave art

this is called "guy who gets abducted by aliens but he's super into it"

[toastbutteregg]

[chipthekeeper]

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

[thegoldengals]

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

[chipthekeeper]

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

[azaleatown]

[world-heritage-posts]

what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them

no. no no no

[practicalsolutions]

Someone please draw the color of the sky as a very tall twink.

[practicalsolutions]

Oh shit, I’m an artist. Hold up.

Personally, I like his shoe laces. I bet you’d never guess where he got them.

[raspbrrytea]

Dunno if anyone’s done this yet but…

[mrdyketator]

i love how this is so uniquely Tumblr™ that no one from any other website would get this.

[tassjis]

Im… Im not sorry

[tassjis]

I decided to make it worse 

[tassjis]

Sexy Leg Einstein Post

Gradient Zone Post

and MishaPocolypse join the group

[anon-fire-rat-supporter]

color theory hospital post

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I want you all to know that I despise every single one of you.

[sepdet]

Can I interest you in some fine copper ingots

[kindlingnorah]

[flamingfoxninja]

He has survived Plinko Hell and back with a vengeance

[tooquirkytolose]

dedicated to my favorite erotic poem <3

[abandonedography]

Abandoned house in the forest

[wuggen]

Interesting to me that lmao is thriving but rofl is critically endangered, perhaps even extinct in the wild

[technicalzombie]

none of us wanna roll on the floor, our knees are getting too stiff for that kind of shenanigans

[naamahdarling]

When was the last time anyone saw

The ROFLcopter???

[toastbutteregg]

LMAO

[bobacupcake]

you ever. set out to make something. and then accidentally end up creating something completely different

[bobacupcake]

this is what i was trying to make. btw

[poqu]

little balloon pokémon

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

Btw your mom told me you live here

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

cape disappointment confirmed...not disappointing I guess

[toastbutteregg]

[thefloatingstone]

"But how do I get popular on tumblr if there's no algorithm??"

1: Being internet popular is not a good goal to have. Having your skill recognised is. But those two things are not the same.

2: You have to actually interact with the other human beings on this site. There is no shortcut.

[thefloatingstone]

Extremely important addition.