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the mincemeat role play blogs are devolving into what happened with the Gatsby roleplay blogs last year
where it started fairly normal and then escalated to the point where there were multiples of some characters and each version was having different character development and going on a different arc and there was like a novel's worth of lore between all the blogs and than Gatsby's car asked the bullet that hit Gatsby to hook up
Jayception was wild 😭
SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT OH MY GOSH JAYCEPTION WAS SO WILD
Prev tags. THE WHAT BLOG??
I somehow missed that part of it. Which was. Probably for the best.
I'm also in Spain rn, wanna hang out? Pretty sure I'm supposed to be on my way to Germany but there's been a lot of confusion so I might be here for a bit longer. I've actually met your brother before but we did not end on good terms. Bro stuck me in freezer or smth last time I saw him.
-- @not-suspicious-briefcase
Uhhhhhhhh, sure????
Oh, great! I'm kind of unsure as to whether or not I'm supposed to be interacting with spies, but surely one friendly game of table tennis couldn't hurt! I'm actually quite good at table tennis, I'm usually the racket.
Don't worry, I'm currently off the job so it'll just be table tennis then!
fantastic, okay if you're one player and I'm one racket than we still need one more player and one more racket... know anyone else who would want to play? From what I remember of your brother he doesn't much like it. Plus he's kind of annoying, I wouldn't want to play with him anyway, he'd probably cheat. We'd need someone who's like the opposite of him if we wanted a fair game.
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the mincemeat role play blogs are devolving into what happened with the Gatsby roleplay blogs last year
where it started fairly normal and then escalated to the point where there were multiples of some characters and each version was having different character development and going on a different arc and there was like a novel's worth of lore between all the blogs and than Gatsby's car asked the bullet that hit Gatsby to hook up
Jayception was wild 😭
Everytime I try to explain the cameo that @slozhnos and I got from Alex Young I feel insane
Like. Does she know she's allowed to make cameos at other times than an emotional number of a show she's in?
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round
Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)
Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt
“And if you’ll give me 40% of the MOST POPULAR VOTE, I’ll give you my SPECIAL REWARD... A year’s supply of NON-GLOOBY SLIME!!! Never or BARELY used!!!” Tenna concluded his speech with a huge smile, jetting his hands up in double peace signs.
The crowd roared in confused enthusiasm as Tenna gave a gracious flurry of low-FPS bows, pausing only for the occasional stink-nose at his audience plants who weren’t throwing enough 3D roses.
Eventually, the room fell silent. It was Senshi’s turn to speak.
He puffed out his chest, took a long, sweeping look over the audience… and shook his head.
“I can see not all of you are eating properly.”
The crowd murmured with embarrassment.
“I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s time to take the turkey out of your icebox. I have seen the ingenious technology with which your people store food... and I have also seen the waste which results from such convenience.
“The food you take had a life. Beasts grew fat on the grass of the field, plants grew from the sun’s rays, and mushrooms grew from minerals in the cracks of caves. And yet, it sits in your iceboxes, collecting moisture until it perishes.
“Eat what is given to you. Because its life will make you stronger, too.”
Without another word, Senshi left his podium and stepped away from the stage. The crowd murmured in confusion. “Is he really like that?” somebody said. “I only remember reblogging the photosets of him tripping and showing ass.”
--
Back in the Green Room, Tenna wrung his antennas nervously.
“Y-y-you think they liked me!? They HAD to!! I mean, I don’t know what Asgore was thinking, getting that weird haircut and running that food waste campaign, but… YOU thought I did good, didn’t you, Kris?”
Laios nodded aggressively, a streak of blue face paint peeling from his forehead.
“You did AMAZING, Tenna! By the way, now that we’ve seen all your insider campaign secrets, do you have any more videos of Susie? Especially her tail... If I could get a look at that, I could finally tell if she’s a dinosaur or --”
THWACK. Fake antlers butted Laios’s head.
“LAIOS?? Weren’t we dressed up to help SENSHI???” Marcille hissed, gesturing awkwardly with her hooves.
Suddenly, Tenna turned to the two adventurers.
“Hey, WAIT a second. SOMETHING’s not right here...”
Laios and Marcille held their breath.
“Where the heck are my POINTS!?”
Just then, the door opened. Chilchuck took one step into the room, whistling and holding a large bag.
Everyone turned to him.
Chilchuck paused, took a step backwards, and closed the door.
“CHILCHUCK!!!” yelled Tenna.
“How come Chilchuck got to stay Chilchuck!?” yelled Marcille at the same time.
--
Meanwhile, in outer space somewhere, some guy was making out with a rock.
hey gang its me everyone's favourite mincemeat character piggy lotf
What happened on the island? You mean Sardinia?
Alive and Healthy myopic & asthmatic & also overweight but healthy apart from that
He/Him
Dont throw any rocks at me pls 🙏
Yoooo my fav mincemeat character is finally on here and he's perfectly alive!!!!!
Omg Piggy Mincemeat, are you okay?
Yesterday was a magical day at the Golden Theater.
Gerianne Pérez debuted Jean Leslie and others to become the 6th actor ever to complete all three female tracks! I was present for both shows! Here’s an attempt at thoughts, both on Gerianne specifically and the cast overall.
Truly the most wonderful energy from both cast and audience at the matinee. While still being respectful, there were so many little extra cheers here and there for Gerianne.
Gerianne’s Jean is so cutie patootie. It is her first day at work and she is so so excited to be there. She idolizes every person working at MI5. She smiles so cutely every time she gets any sort of praise.
It was wonderful getting to hear Gerianne sing in the higher end of her range. She really sounded so comfortable up there at the matinee, and was even more settled in the evening.
At the same time I’ve only ever seen her Monty so I’m so used to her more masculine energy, her Jean is so much softer while also being feisty and well-rounded.
Gerianne was basically perfect line-wise across both shows. There was maybe one tiny oopsie in each show but they were minor and things I noticed bc I’ve seen the show before.
Shoutout to the fly/other bug that got stuck in the theater and swooped between Gerianne and Julia at one point during the Bevan rap.
It was at the little Reggie/Monty eye contact moment then that I should have known this was gonna be a wild show.
Julia and Gerianne have INSANE chemistry together. Like, so freaking ridiculously great.
Gerianne was having so much fun as Tar in the scene preceding God That’s Brilliant.
Julia!Monty audibly went “yes!” after Tar’s “god, that’s brilliant” interjection, before “but listen to this!”
Gerianne’s Reggie Tar has a taste for drama. He pulled that pen out with quite a flourish.
GTB weave: 1.5, Gerianne: 0.5. Brandon had to hug her and move her at the matinee and it was hilarious. In the evening the physical weave went better but Gerianne went for the Monty line instead of the Tar line on the weave and I giggled a little.
Brandon’s DITW from the matinee is my favorite performance of that song from them.
Gerianne’s Jean fully was like… fisting the air??? on the snakes and ladders “putting your tail… in a… position…” line. It was beautiful.
For those who know how squeaky Gerianne’s Monty is, her Jean is also very squeaky. My favorite of these was her squealing after the “FOR THE SAKE OF OUR NATION, MA’AM. 🫡”
The Julia/Brandon/Gerianne combo made for a very dance-y The Pitch and I was living for it.
I am reasonably sure Julia said the “it’s rife” out loud even though it’s been cut since like previews.
Also, there were a few moments here and there where Gerianne definitely hadn’t seen how Julia did certain bits and it was precious watching her react while in character.
At one point during The Pitch, Gerianne’s Jean and Brandon’s Charlie exchanged really nervous smiles.
Julia’s Monty and Gerianne’s Jean were flirting. Objectively. This is the most bisexual Julia’s Monty has ever been.
Case in point: after “you’re a good girl, Jean!”, Gerianne turned around and smiled at Julia’s Monty as she exited.
I continue to be astounded by Julia’s physicality as Monty. I tried to count how many times a leg went higher than her head and stopped at 5. Also the back bends and kicks and jumps and low squats.
Gerianne’s Spilsbury Assistant is a DIVA. And maybe a bit horny.
After 1st Spilsbury, Brandon’s Charlie was like folded over and Julia’s Monty was squatted down gathering himself. Jeff’s Spilsbury got astoundingly close to kissing Brandon’s Charlie.
For those who love a tie moment, at least at the evening show, Julia fiddle with Charlie’s tie (I think this was after second spilsbury) and otherwise got a bit physical with him a few times throughout.
Gerianne’s Jean has not been wooed. She doesn’t actually know what wooing is.
Love is a Bird with Brandon and Gerianne? Chef’s kiss.
The two of them look like scolded schoolchildren after Jeff’s Hester went “BILL HAS TWO ‘L’s”
Specifically shoutout to Jeff, who garnered extended applause at both shows after Dear Bill.
I realized this the night before but bc Gerianne has only done Monty and Bevan, she has never sat through Dear Bill on stage. Dear Bill was magical as per usual, but I was staring at Jean and Charlie the whole song. She sat upright at the “to tell you the truth Tom”and also was crying and wiped away tears at both shows.
Julia’s little blow a kiss and skedaddle move at the end of the Ahoy There Laddies scene was as magnificently chaotic as always.
As it turns out, sitting in a side front orchestra seat is fabulous for being able to see a tiny bit into the wings. At the evening show I caught a few tiny tidbits of the Jean track JFT quick changes and they’re crazy fast.
Her Hel is also a diva. Fully shimmied at Brandon’s Charlie with a kissy face and chased him across the stage.
There was some sort of issue with cues before Bevan’s Update that led to Amanda just making an extended silly face at us and then us laughing hard.
Julia does a thing in Willie Watkins when Monty goes from sitting to standing where she plants her feet , arches into a backbend, and then unravels herself into a standing position. It was wild.
Gerianne’s Jean very clearly enjoyed getting to smack Julia Monty’s legs off the desk at the end of Willie Watkins.
Steve… ah Steve. I love any Steve physicality. Gerianne’s Steve waddle was almost… coming mostly from the hips and not the knees? He’s such an odd man and I love him.
Back to where I was sitting for the evening, I had the joy of seeing Gerianne’s Steve winding himself up for his entrances.
During the moment Steve holds both phones during the briefcase ballet, Gerianne’s Steve made the two phones kiss like he was roleplaying with dolls.
Apparently Gerianne did not know that Julia’s Juan is in tears post-cake incident. At the matinee, her raw reaction was to ask Julia what was wrong, kiss her finger and booped Julia on the nose.
Can confirm, Julia’s Monty is still horny for Bevan. Complete with dramatic gesturing and posing on “ah Johnny”.
Julia and Gerianne together in Bloody Tea was brutal. I really wanted to fight Julia’s Monty on Gerianne Jean’s behalf.
Julia said openly at the stage door that she could be meaner to Lexi and Gerianne’s Jeans than Jessi’s.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JULIA?? BOTH LEXI AND GERIANNE ARE IN TEARS POST BLOODY TEA???
Something about the Gerianne/Brandon Jean/Charlie dynamic during the confrontation was really lovely. Haven’t figured out exactly what.
Both audiences cheered for the fighting fascism line!
Gerianne’s Steve tie didn’t make it on for Glitzy during the matinee and barely made it on for the evening.
Her cockney’s “oi!” was so squeaky lol
When Gerianne pulled down her Jean portrait for the first time, all the mince fans LOST it. It got a little more cheer than usual at the evening show too.
Gerianne’s Deborah is so pouty when she comes out to bring Julia’s Monty his hat.
I got chills at the final Glyndwr Michael/Sail on Boys reprise part.
At the matinee, just after the cast cut off the final note, but before the lights went to blackout, Gerianne burst into this huge smile. She must have been so relieved to get through that first show.
It was an incredible performance and a significant moment in such a wonderful show.
If I remember anything else I’ll add on… but for now… sleep.
ALL OF THIS OH MY GOD the matinee was such a wonderful show, I wasn’t there for the evening but I’ll be at the matinee today to see the insanity of Gerianne Spilsbury assistant + Robert Spilsbury. I wanna specifically talk more on the Julia/Gerianne dynamic throughout the whole thing because Gerianne!Jean was definitely crushing a bit on Julia!Monty (and Julia was hitting on her more than any other Jean), they were laughing and joking and then in the bloody tea scene, the pure betrayal on Gerianne’s face was so intense because they’ve been flirting and joking this whole time. And then when she turned to Brandon, she looked so relieved, and they were staring right at her and Julia was staring them both down and oh my GOD my heart
Jules you will be so pleased to know the Monty being bi for Jean and Jean crushing on Monty dynamic was so much more explicit last night so might even be more so today 😂
I am so locked in and ready to see this toxic bisexual relationship bloom
i can't wait for charles cholmondeley to make his debut as jean leslie and others!!
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
I misspoke ONCE and she screen shared me so I could watch as she typed it out and posted it 😭
i can't wait for charles cholmondeley to make his debut as jean leslie and others!!
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT
it’s funny to say idioms slightly wrong so you can watch people’s faces as they try to decide if they think you’re doing that on purpose
sometimes i remember a bunch of you don't live in north america and have never seen an opossum. very sad.
So proud to have made this happen
Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys
operation mincetown
i got bored the other day and decided to cast hadestown using actors from operation mincemeat, unfortunately i had too many ideas so i ended up casting it twice. i would've done it a third time too but i was very quickly running out of actors.