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beetle | he/him | queer | 19 multifandom because i'm lazy under this same name pretty much everywhere

[marvelmaniac715]

If I ever write a musical, I want to make it super meta, with a song called 'We Wrote This For The Tonys', and it would be one of the first songs in the show, or near the end, wherever it fits, and it would recap the key plot events with impressive vocals and flashy dancing. The chorus would be pleading for the show to win a Tony award, and if the musical's asked to perform at the Tonys, that would be the song the cast would do. My current lyric ideas are:

We wrote this song for the Tonys

That's why it's quick and so upbeat

Now our leading lady will belt a high C

Because we really want that shiny trophy

Please let us win just one Tony

See, that ensemble guy just did a somersault

Our composer's in the audience, she's waving at a camera

She bought a dress on sale for this that won't be worn again

Let her hold a Tony, and then we'll all go home

Please let this free publicity sell tickets for our show

The prices are affordable, the proshot's on it's way

And theatre kids on TikTok think we're better than 'Santa Fe'

Just give us a shot then we'll leave you alone!

[linnkyleo]

The sisters ever I think

[beetlesyourjuice]

just the most heartbreaking series of events and then you get this

[beetlesyourjuice]

i don’t want them to have sex, i want them to gain an incomparable understanding of one another and maybe hold hands

[beetlesyourjuice]

alright there's at least 8 people interested in the mince moot dnd game so here's what we're gonna do:

dm your discord name and i'll add you as a friend and then to the group, i know i could put a link to join here but i don't want it to get crazy

16+ only please, just to avoid any potential problems

you do not have to want to play/dm to join, but you would have to be interested in getting involved in some way (e.g. art, helping with the story, etc)

there will be polls to express interest in either playing/dming/supporting in the server

joining does not put anything in stone, there's a lot of stuff to work out beforehand lol

i personally have never played dnd, but i am happy to help set this up in terms of creating this group etc, but someone with more experience with the game will have to take over with the actual running of the game

[redstonedust]

i hate ai generated photos but especially of things that we already have hundreds of actual photos of. why would you need ai generated images of the eiffel tower people have been taking pictures of the eiffel tower since its construction. you have unlimited eiffel tower photos already. why are you making fake ones. for what purpose.

[koiagain]

whenever i try to express affection for a mutual i feel like a PERVERT

[beetlesyourjuice]

what do you mean there's still twenty minutes left

[beetlesyourjuice]

oh. my. god.

brennan you will be hearing from my lawyers.

evil evil evil man.

[beetlesyourjuice]

🌞 💥 💐🔥💫

thank you <3 this is not the first time i've been called intimidating in my life but it's still crazy to me when in reality i am afraid of ever being mean or hurting anyone ever lol (i promise i'm not intimidating!!)

[beetlesyourjuice]

okay so as a follow up to my post about dnd...

would you be interested in a "mince moot" dnd game?

yes, and i would potentially dm

yes, and i would like to play

no/results

Remaining time: 14 hours 46 minutes

if this is something that people are actually interested in, i'd love to help organize it! depending on the results here i'll set up a discord group where we can discuss it more :) btw the game wouldn't have to have anything to do with mince, by a mince moot game, i simply mean a game played by the mincemeat mutual circle here on tumblr lol

[beetlesyourjuice]

what do you mean there's still twenty minutes left

[taylenpenrose]

DOES A NEWT FEAR DEATH????

[beetlesyourjuice]

it’s crazy how you remember things at 1am

[redstonedust]

oh ofc you're a bottom

WRONG. i don't have sex. i'm on tumblr.

[astralduck08]

affirmations: i am not normal about ewen montagu

negative self-talks: i am normal about ewen montagu

[tearstaineddangel]

i love when someone confirms we're friends

[danixlo]

Thanks Charlotte for posting the pic on your story because I've never been so fast at getting the reference