Some Part Of Me!

Some parts of my soul up on the internet for all to judge.

[fluffypierre]

How does one gay?

No one really knows the answer to this but i feel inclined to ask. Straight people can have many ways of finding out how to be straight as there is straight people all around. From their parents, to their siblings, to the really idealistic relationships portrayed on TV and in movies. That’s why i was super excited when the news broke of Love, Simon because maybe it would give gay youths pointers in how to gay, and while i love the movie it dint give me many pointers on how to gay other than what i already know; figuring out your sexuality is a confusing tumble-dryer filled with dog food, trying to find the one pellet of at food; being in the closet is super sucky; and the internet dating pool might seem vast but its filled with losers, making it impossible to just dive in. I’m also typing this knowing that i don’t really like going out or meeting new people because the closet can get as comfy as a bed full of blankets on a cold winter Saturday.

[jovan]

Twitter is a different universe

[hoebutmadefashion]

i cant believe lana del rey saved niall horan’s life

[anightmarefantasmic]

[chewymochi-deactivated20230210]

i never noticed how strong that penguins braid game is

[shumbus]

thats a raccoon

[austinxartist]

Y'all I can’t 💀

[swolizard]

Fuck em up!!

[showerthoughtsofficial]

I put my music on shuffle and then get annoyed when it’s not the song I want.

[thekao]

A room set up @icarusmask and I designed if we lived together. He thought up of the room layout and I made this isometric sketch of it. Probably would cost an arm and leg. XD;; #digital #perspective #interiordesign

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Nightmares aren’t actually the worst dreams you can have. Waking up after dreaming about something you deeply desire just to realize that it was a dream and you can’t make it real is actually far more hartbreaking.

[recovering-dungeon-lord]

ripley's believe it or else

[showerthoughtsofficial]

My room is an accurate depiction of my life currently. I know where everything is, but it’s still a mess.

[cringing]

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

[cringing]

[nineprotons]

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

[breelandwalker]

Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.

“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)

“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish

“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely

“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip

“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum

“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)

“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant

“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones

“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face

[thecuriousviolet-deactivated201]

All of these??? Make me smile??? They’re so weird and wonderful I love them??? Especially bitch the pot because that’s something I could totally hear myself saying…that and chuckaboo

[thebibliosphere]

I worked in a Victorian tea house in my youth and I’m telling you, you haven’t lived till you hear a the 98 year old lady (this was some 15 years ago) utter the words “bitch the pot” because it was what they used to say when the tea house first opened and it just sort of stuck through all the generations.

[gif87a-com]

[oceaniccunt-deactivated20190622]

[rialxoan]

[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[gammywank]

[loadingartist]

everyone makes milkshakes

[thekao]

The official mascot of my Mondo Mango comic series.

First Appearance: [link]

Every episode afterwords I have purposefully changed the animation ever so slightly. Readers will find out more and more about this little guy as each new episode is released. 

And yes, I am making plans for plushies ~ <3 

[gyaruundertaker-deactivated2020]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

A jump scare in a horror movie is the equivalent of a comedian claiming he’s funny because he tickled you and you laughed