The Fluffiest of Shambolic Characters

James, 21, York. Member/Director of The Shambles comedy improv troupe. This is very much a collection of miscellaneous nonsense. Enjoy. 

[potter-snitch]

Credit to the amazing artist “George Rottkamp”

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kate mckinnon is such a gem

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tell me on anon what you'd never tell me off anon

[shakes-bier]

doo this!!!

[revelmix]

I want to frame this tweet

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Someone’s saying it

[everreachinghighashope]

OH WOW!!!

[fluffyshamble]

if uni was more like RuPaul's Drag Race

rupaul: *walks over to my table* hiii flora!

me, typing away at my laptop: hi ru!

rupaul: what are you working on honey?

me: well, the assignment was to write an analysis of a movie from a film-philosophical perspective, so I'm writing about "Solaris" and using Jacques Rancière's theory about cinema in the aesthetic regime, proposing that "Solaris" gives the viewer a different frame of reference to the concept of reality when compared to representationalist art of the 19th century!

rupaul: uh-hu I see. Well you've been criticized a lot on this show for not showing versatility and hiding behind the discourse of well-known authors. How do you plan to improve that if you're going to basically apply Rancière's theory to this film and not offer any unique insight of your own?

me: *the shade button sound plays as clips of me looking stupid are edited together to make it seem like i'm speechless*

rupaul: Well, it looks like you've got your work cut out for you. alright, get to work!

me, stammering: thank you ru..

me once rupaul leaves: this is a mess. I've got to start from scratch. Now i'm STRESSED!! But I do NOT want to go out on that runway looking like an idiot with half-baked discourse

[fluffyshamble]

The problem with having all evening to do something is that instead of getting it out of the way and having the rest of the evening to myself, I instead keep putting it off under the thinking of “I have all evening, there’s still plenty of time” :/

[fluffyshamble]

For the first time in, possibly ever, I want to buy clothes but have no money for clothes. Boo.

[beedrillmyash]

So we’ve come a long way with movie-making and all that so I think it’s time for a live-action Treasure Planet

[fluffyshamble]

Well that was thoroughly unpleasant.

[tschaikovsky]

[barelyup]

Oh my god ❤️

[lilbluemoo]

Absolutely love this

[fluffyshamble]

Don’t you just love it when big, important plans fall through and you don’t get told? Yeah, let’s hear it from someone else who doesn’t realise how much that’s made you panic, yeah, great!

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Reblog if you want some curious anons.

[fluffyshamble]

I just about want to throttle my dissertation supervisor about now.

[fluffyshamble]

i really wanna dye my hair but I’m really scared to dye my hair.

[sangfroidwoolf]

I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they can reconnect with that day, reconnect with the people they were then, they can suddenly revive their emotions.

We’ll never see the likes of her again. A truly unique comic genius.

Victoria Wood (19 May 1953 - 20 April 2016)

[fluffyshamble]

I’m sad and I want to bake but I have no stuff to bake with and need to work so instead I’m just working with a programme about baking on in the background.

It is a poor substitute.