no.

[fluffyunicorning]

I haven’t posted a picture of myself on here since 2013 so here are my new favorites!!!

[nocontextbobs]

[fluffygif]

[ladrado-blog]

[suspend]

[doxiest]

Roses and Sunflowers are the prettiest combination of flowers ever

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

12 y/o me: *walks into a new friend’s house*

friend: you can leave your shoes on

friend’s mom: you can call me by my first name

12 y/o me: thank you both but physically i cannot do that

[fluffyunicorning]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[flarebossmalva]

I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES

[flarebossmalva]

LOOK AT THIS

[flarebossmalva]

WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES

[maudlingoblin]

i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just

that is the face of a broken man

[flarebossmalva]

this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

[micaxiii]

I guess he had some beeves with this new information

[ourexes]

same candidate :///// they were both flawed :///// there just wasn’t one good choice ://///  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[lobsterdex]

u ever scroll thru and just think……..i’m too old for this

[aestheticacadema]

Soda becomes vodka and kisses turn into sex. Remember when dad’s shoulders were the highest place on earth and your mother was your hero? Race issues were about who ran the fastest and war was only a playground game. Remember when the most pain you felt was when you fell over and scraped your knees and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?  And we couldn’t wait to grow up..

Unknown (via socotic)

[twitterlols]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]