Sweet Seals For You, Always
NASA
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RMH
hello vonnie
we're not kids anymore.
macklin celebrini has autism
Cosimo Galluzzi
I'd rather be in outer space šø
Discoholic šŖ©
Fai_Ryy
Origami Around
Kiana Khansmith
EXPECTATIONS
Product Placement
cherry valley forever
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
The Bowery Presents
ā£ Chile in a Photography ā£
JVL
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@stars-for-thought
I wiiiiiiin
I dragged my friend into cotl kicking and screaming.
Victory for me!
NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
As I said, it's fitting I got Narinder on the V-day quiz, no?
And I repeat NEVERRRRRRRRRR
THERE
Astra.
NOW LEAVE ME IN PEACE DAMNIT
If I left you alone, you'd miss me too much!
Thatās debatable rn you smug fox
Says the one who said she'd be miserable
I wiiiiiiin
I dragged my friend into cotl kicking and screaming.
Victory for me!
NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
As I said, it's fitting I got Narinder on the V-day quiz, no?
And I repeat NEVERRRRRRRRRR
THERE
Astra.
NOW LEAVE ME IN PEACE DAMNIT
If I left you alone, you'd miss me too much!
Thatās debatable rn you smug fox
I wiiiiiiin
I dragged my friend into cotl kicking and screaming.
Victory for me!
NEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
As I said, it's fitting I got Narinder on the V-day quiz, no?
And I repeat NEVERRRRRRRRRR
THERE
Astra.
NOW LEAVE ME IN PEACE DAMNIT
hermey the elf was transgender
female elves:
blond hair and small noses
male elves:
no hair and big noses
hermey:
blond hair and small nose
is a trans man
you can be a different gender than the one you were assigned at birth but may god forgive you if you want to be a dentist
āNo daughter of mine will become a dentist!ā
āIām trans actuallyā
āNo son of mine will become a dentist!ā
āHappy 10 Year Anniversary ā
Friend A: "I just realized that this is about attention economy and the new prevalence of attention overwhelm and my mind is blown a little bit."
Friend E: "I saw another meme that compared texting to leaving a card with a request or other message on it with the butler, so the person you wanted to talk to can get back to you later once they're done with whatever they are doing. It makes sense. And isn't that why answering machines and voice-mail were invented? So you could leave your message with a virtual butler?"
Once answering machines became widespread, certain people would call when they knew you werenāt home because they wanted to leave a message on a non-urgent matter and let you take your time to respond. Other people would only call when they knew you were home because they felt entitled to demand your time on any little thing
There were plenty of articles and talk show segments in the 90s with people complaining about people using their answering machines to screen calls while they were home. The complainers didnāt care if they were calling in the middle of dinner, they claimed you were the rude one for not answering the phone
The complaint is basically the same, theyāve just updated it for newer technology
They really should teach people how to cook in school.
song: in the hall of the mountain king
that is honestly one of the best-timed and best-edited videos as if the music were made for the text or the text were made to the music and perfectly
the emojis fucking killed me holy shit
emmy award winning tv isnāt even this funny
If I was to kick myself into redesigning my ancient link without a care for how annoying it would be consistently redraw the design Iād make this goof more skyward sword sheikah/ancient tech inspired. If he wasnāt a blacksmith/farmhand Iād probably have gone more over the top with clashing patterns and layered fabrics cuz thatās just link for u. Anyway the aesthetic is: practical clutter bich
Wait for it
Que weno
is anyone going to tell the people in the notes who are calling the driver an idiot that they did not, in fact, wait for it?
(or that the driver that other people so clearly see is, in fact, not)
ok fuck that got me
youāre laughing. four is vertically challenged and youāre laughingā
my lovely royal OCs from Gerudo Prince AU who you could see in this pilot comic, tbh bc i just wanted to draw them first in full height ššš
ke._.ta1101 on Instagram
Youāre telling me that windflowers are real?
These are apparently Nemophila flowers at Hitachi Seaside Park in Japan.
Imagine
happy pocky day! will you accept their offer to play?
excuse them, theyāre a bit overwhelmed with how many people said yes (and skipped the game to go for a kiss)
Are you trapped on tumblr right now?
Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you canāt, because youāre trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?
Consider this your save point.
Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.
Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:
eat breakfast
go to bed
get out of bed
take a shower
write
practice
watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it
retain shreds of sanity
I need yāall to know that youāre doing amazing, and Iām so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.
