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Depression: welcome to Hell's Kitchen, where there's food all around you, you're hungry, but you dont have the energy to get out of bed.

alexander

She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg

thesilverhammer

Living.

theblairwitchboy-deactivated201

WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH

unshaped

this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “

chumchunom

CAN I GET A BOX?

sexygaylibrarian

Always reblog Can I Get A Box

milk-karton-kids

Boys and girls of every age

Wouldn’t you like to see something strange?

Come with us and you will see

This, our town of Halloween

This is Halloween

Pumpkins scream in the dead of night 🎃

This is Halloween

Everybody make a scene

Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright

It’s our town

Everybody scream

In this town of Halloween

I am the one hiding under your bed 🛌

Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red

I am the one hiding under your stairs

Fingers like snakes 🐍 and spiders 🕷 in my hair

This is Halloween

Halloween

In this town

We call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

’Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can 🗑

Something’s waiting, no, to pounce,

And

How

You’ll

Scream!

This is Halloween

Red ‘n’ black, and slimy green

Aren’t you scared?

Well, that’s just fine

Say it once, say it twice

Take a chance and roll the dice 🎲🎲

Ride with the moon in the dead of night 🌕

Everybody scream

In our town of Halloween!

I am the clown with the tear-away face 🤡

Here in a flash and gone without a trace

I am the “who” when you call, “Who’s there?”

I am the wind blowing through your hair 🌬

I am the shadow on the moon at night 🌑

Filling your dreams to the brim with fright

This is Halloween

Halloween

Tender lumplings everywhere

Life’s no fun without a good scare

That’s our job, but we’re not mean

In our town of Halloween

In this town

Don’t we love it now?

Everybody’s waiting for the next surprise

Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back 💀

And scream like a banshee

Make you

Jump

Out

Of

Your

Skin! ☠️

This is Halloween

Everybody scream

Won’t ya please make way for a very special guy?

Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch

Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!

This is Halloween

Halloween

In this town we call home

Everyone hail to the pumpkin song

dimetrodone

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

wingmyweibeifong

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qndeldr

I still need to know what dog this is

ultrafacts

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

bubblegumdomme

Holy shit.

kaylamariiie1993

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

ultrafacts

leadhoovesies

MOUSE

musical-dreamer-of-love

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

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Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

thespectacularspider-girl

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

vancity604778kid

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

ultrafacts

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

ninjaspiderjuurouta

N O. Oh my God that is so cute

nepofledgling

I’m rlly frustrated bc I’m watching return of the Jedi and I just saw the scene where they’re talking about the sarlacc and I can’t stop thinking abt this one Tumblr post that’s something about how it wouldn’t be for that long bc he’d starve to death and Luke is like “tell him that r2. Tell him that he’s a dumbass r2. Tell him” and I’ve been googling for a billion years but I can’t find it and I rlly wanna find this post so if any of u have it plsssssss add the link and I’d die for u

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emperorozark

thebuttkingpost-deactivated2021

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

nomehablen2

ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny

otherwindow

I’d like to think that modern mages still choose to use grimoires over smartphones and tablets just because technology autocorrects spells.

Mage: Alexa, cast Greater Heal on me. Alexa: Casting fireball on teammate.

veraxplus

Alexa: Casting Greaser Heal on you.

[your wounds vanish as your wizard robe turns into a bitchin’ leather jacket and your hair begins to extend upward]

king-turtle-of-shit-mountian

go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat

For some of you guys who dont realise how large moose are

dethgreetsmewarm

Holy fuck! Dude, what the hell!!?

go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat

They big

dethgreetsmewarm

Is this why Canadians ride them into battle?

go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat

Yes. Its also why they apologise so much. The moose crash into everything

prorevenge

Always keep the keys.

warning: long story.

This happened a good ten years ago or so. My dad has a group friends from highschool who all own jeeps and go jeeping together several times a year. They are all old highschool friends from a suburban type town, plus a couple of family members who’ve since joined the “band wagon.” One of those guys, let’s call him Randy, got some awesome prorevenge.

Now Randy is a nice guy, through and through. He’s the kind of guy you feel you could trust with just about everything, and sometimes he gets stepped on because of this, but he keeps on going because he’s far above bitter resentment. Randy also has a nice red jeep he takes on the trails with my dad and the rest of his friends. It looks like your standard jeep, but he’s put a lot of money into it, fixing it up and modifying it to run the trails they like to go on.

Turns out someone else decided he had a nice jeep, too.

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prorevenge

Want to fail the half the class because you lost our papers? Enjoy early retirement!

So this happened during senior year in high school 4 years ago. Long story, TL:DR at the end

I had an English teacher named Mrs. Smith. Mrs. Smith, or how she liked to refer to herself, Dr. Smith (she didn’t have a doctorates), was a mean old bat that hated anything and everything. She was ugly inside and out.

To give a mental image of what she looks like, her face sagged so much it looked like she had a perpetual stroke. She had about 2 feet in between her eyebrows and her eyes. Imagine Ursula and Cruella DeVille had a child and then that child had a baby with the Devil. You get Mrs. Smith.

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thejgatsbykid

the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”