This is basically every house episode:
Wilson: House someone is dying
House: but is it funny?
Wilson: no it's a death
House: let me see
House checks
house: this guy has zebras, not horses
Everyone else: you're insane!
House: I know. I need my drugs.
Lisa: I will fire you
House: fuck you
Chase: I too am in this episode
Foreman: this is the logical solution
Cameron: house.youre a psycho
House: I know.
Someone: it's lupus
House: it's never lupus
Patient: I'm dying!
House: take them off the medicine
Patient basically dies and barely lives
House: that was interesting
Lisa: I will have you killed
House: fuck you.
Random external patient: I have a brain
House gets an idea
Foreman: it's [horse]
House: no. It's [zebra]. Have their brains cut out.
Chase does it
House: look the lobotomy worked
Cameron: But they can't think!
House: they had brain cancer
Lisa: fuck you house
House: fuck you
It worked, epic outro music