flurest

There's only one guy for me and he could not be further away :(

[jncoes]

dudes in their 20s who try to talk to high school girls are losers

[chelabelle-blog1]

girls please think about why these guys cant get girls their own age please. its not because they’re sweet or misunderstood, its because they’re damn loser scumbag babies who cant attract anyone who knows better.

[jncoes]

Say it again for the people in the back

[pro-possum]

Dudes in their 20s go for high school girls because it sets up a power imbalance, AND THEY KNOW IT. They 100% know it. There is a fucking reason adult women won’t go near them. Protect highschool girls.

[litoraneas-blog]

[lovergvrl]

☽ k l u b k o o l y ☾

[the-alexisren]

[kissesandmylove]

[taaaassh]

Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “I really love you”. They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment that makes you think, “I just really love you.

(via taaaassh)

[superchagny-deactivated20130207]

My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.

[hatin]

No matter how much the truth hurts, it’s always better than being lied to

(via hatin)

[jncoes]

dudes in their 20s who try to talk to high school girls are losers

[chelabelle-blog1]

girls please think about why these guys cant get girls their own age please. its not because they’re sweet or misunderstood, its because they’re damn loser scumbag babies who cant attract anyone who knows better.

[jncoes]

Say it again for the people in the back

[pro-possum]

Dudes in their 20s go for high school girls because it sets up a power imbalance, AND THEY KNOW IT. They 100% know it. There is a fucking reason adult women won’t go near them. Protect highschool girls.

[creativerehab-deactivated201702]

[flurest]

my mood 

[actuallybenwyatt]

I met a couple Australians this weekend and they introduced me to what is possibly the greatest phrase in the English language. Apparently, a common response to a wide variety of questions is “I’m not here to fuck spiders”. It means “I’m already doing that” or “Obviously, yeah”. So like, example usage:

At the bar with a friend. Friend: do you want to get a beer? Me: well, I’m not here to fuck spiders.

[axe-fx-deactivated20200722]

ive literally never heard someone say that what fuckin australians did you meet

[heartfeltdelight]

mate those Australians introduced you to the grand Australian tradition of fucking with foreigners and making them believe anything about Australia

[nastygall]

[wordsnquotes]

Anytime you’re gonna grow, you’re gonna lose something. You’re losing what you’re hanging onto to keep safe. You’re losing habits that you’re comfortable with, you’re losing familiarity.

James Hillman (via wordsnquotes)

[autoportraitt]

[batpigandme]

[purgatourist-deactivated2013042]

London

[hoeonfilm]

“the only things I’ve got”

[coltre]

[princesschibba]

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

[j0kerace]

i would advise you to avoid santa