De La Fleurs

sometimes you eat the ass sometimes the ass eats you

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[toastycursedcats]

Taking a tumble down your tumblr dash (sound on)

[princesstigerbelle]

Poor baby!!! Someone save them!!

[king-dykewarp-deactivated202106]

t-the noise- Icantbreath

[egg-tampon]

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

[mycatstail]

I’ve been on this god forsaken website for too long.

[randomslasher]

I literally had the sensation of being slammed back in time just now

[big-ovipositor-energy]

nowadays we make bad content all day

[cvstleofglass]

Allie X // Alexandra

[wistful-giselle]

if I buy a 17th century castle overlooking a small european town hidden by a vaguely sinister forest, does anyone want to come and join me?

activities include: watching old films in matching silk nightgowns, weekly baking of patisseries and heart-shaped macaroons, and elaborate rituals under the full moon.

girls, angels, ghosts, dogs and witches all invited…

[friendly-animals]

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[julystorms]

i found it guys

the worst phone case ever

[julystorms]

BEHOLD

you can buy it here. but i have no earthly idea why you’d want to

[julystorms]

oh my god omgod oh mY GOD

a COMB

a RING

A MIRROR

A COMPACT

AND FINALLY

FINALLY

i’m losing my mind

[deadpanwalking]

[spoony-irish-bard-deactivated20]

Never in my many exhausting years on this earth did I ever think I would see orthodontist fetish merch

[screwyouandrew]

not a cell phone in sight. just living in the moment. absolutely beautiful, wish we could go back

[transdemyx]

is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard

[transdemyx]

“donner” “blitzen” “cupid” “comet” these are lesbians

[xx-starlightspeedway-xx]

Santa driving the sleigh: LETS GO LESBIANS

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

im a witch i mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f word 

[gyey]

I call bs cats are born knowing the f word

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[nicolebradyyy]

i just wanna cuddle bro this isnt fair

[la-laborista-republiko]

[i-flood-my-basement]

Thank you for flying Christian Airlines, in the event of an emergency suck on a Capri-Sun and know that this is God’s plan.

[midtown-metropolitan]

[mother-duster]

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

[champagnemanagement]