If I lottery I buy scoby doo

hey i'm grace. they/them art: jespo

[targetedknowledge]

[187onabuster-deactivated2025013]

The pairing of a smiley face with such a cold, cruel message is haunting.

[butch-king-frankenstein]

Putting the term "male gaze" on top of the fridge until everyone remembers that it refers to a cinematographic trend and not the act of looking at things while being a man

[assaultmystic-archive]

reaching up to get it off of the fridge and the big tshirt im wearing as pyjamas rides up and the reader sees my panties

[durbikins]

they call me Ben 10 cause I spend 10 Bens on my fit

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

[bgm05]

I feel my kidneys vibrate at night when I sleep like a princess

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU HAVE TO TOUCH THE BALD SPOT!

oh........that's where they got a kiss from a fairy.....

[todayintokyo]

Tiger by 十筆斎

[foreveriallyzombified]

i had a nightmare last night madonna lady gaga (all one person in this dream like a fusion) released a single called “PUNANI” and it the music video was just her squatting in different places across the world with the exact same framing with no underwear, with everything shown but the like. inside labia part was painstakingly and specifically censored with huge white lines. but the clitoris and holes and everything were perfectly visible and the video was playing on all TV’s constantly during the olympics. i was on a date with a guy i like and it turned on in the restaurant and the lyrics were like “infected punani sweet punani sour punani” just listing different adjectives some of which were really disgusting or medically concerning and i was like Hey man can you turn this off? and the waiter did but then like. later in the dream (we were walking around in hollywood and holding hands) the song came on again and i had to pretend to think it’s fine to not come off like. a prude.

the thing is PUNANI (2021) by madonna lady gaga was an extremely minor part of the dream. the main thing was i was trying to take the guy around town but there was a Blackwater type independent contractor army protecting almost every store and would point guns at us and they were also wh*te supr*macists and would make comments about us as we walked along. punani was just like. completely unquestioned in-universe lore. that ther song was released and everyone was ok with it

[foreveriallyzombified]

the song itself kind of sounded like technologic by daft punk

[hourlycatphotos]

[pizza-thecat]

Pizza's beans!!

[officialpenisenvy]

hit after hit after hit

[whenimyoungandtrue]

???!!!????!?

[angelicguy]

early 2019: yoo mr stinky pussy is crazy dude he just drank three hundred beers

April 25th, 2022: I have never had a relationship with Mr. SP.

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[kuttithevangu]

The other day a neighbor asked if this toy has a name and I didn’t want to admit that my mother calls it “his carcass”

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person