[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[guardedcrayons]

[permeate]

[finelytaylored]

IM FINE ARE YOU FINE IM FINE

[c-e-illo]

[112196355]

[samefeel-deactivated20160104]

[mysharona1987]

[flxralai]

the signs as weird f. scott fitzgerald things

aquarius: the time he stood on a window ledge reciting poetry and almost jumped out

pisces: his foot fetish

aries: the time he threatened to jump out a window to prove his love for james joyce

taurus: finding out where hemingway moved to and showing up at his doorstep in the middle of the night drunk

gemini: the egg yolks he'd put in his friends' hats as a prank

cancer: leaving bowls of money out at parties for people to take

leo: the time his school paper publicly wrote about him, "will someone poison scotty or find some means to shut his mouth?"

virgo: only getting into college because he wrote the admission board that it was his birthday and they felt sorry for him

libra: eating ice cream for breakfast and fudge for dinner

scorpio: bringing a suitcase filled solely with coca cola bottles to work when he was trying to quit drinking

sagittarius: the time in the army he was caught naked with a girl by one of his superiors and tried to bribe him with a one dollar bill folded to look like a hundred

capricorn: when he dropped out of college he tried saying it was because of his tuberculosis but really he was failing every single class

[call-me-flower-child]

If you had a twin, I would still choose you.

Drake (via call-me-flower-child)

[whysosirris]

Jonah Hill rapping Drake’s ‘Jumpman’ verse with Future last night on SNL! Follow @dopemagco

[fuckingsushi]

[impossibleconversations-deactiv]

PINK WAVES, SEPTEMBER 1ST, 6PM UK TIME.

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

me to my skin: I know ur trying, but try harder

[flxralai]

me: ive still got an ace up my sleeve

my very small asexual friend: please let me out

[pleoros]

[lovehigher]