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@theartofmadeline
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Love Begins
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Origami Around
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Cosmic Funnies
Product Placement
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@flya-littlehigher
https://www.realmenrealstyle.com/how-to-be-adult-man/
Take responsibility, stop making excuses, and don’t lie
Everyone says 'be a man'... but nobody tells you HOW to be a man. What IS a man? Not the opposite of a woman - but the opposite of a CHILD.
I’m really not asking for much. I just want a decent fucking relationship where no one cheats on anyone, there’s no lies, there’s nothing but love and honesty. Yes we are going to fight but goddamn that’s a part of life.
“Growing apart doesn’t change the fact that for a long time we grew side by side; our roots will always be tangled. I’m glad for that.”
— Ally Condie, Matched
I haven’t been on here in a year which should tell you how upset I am. I don’t want this to be a fight. Read it and I hope it’ll sink in.
You’re almost 27.
GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER.
I’m done trying to help you.
You’re lazy as shit. Can’t even show up to your 9-5 on time. Wish I could be 15-20 mins late to work every day and still keep a job. Must be nice.
Then again it’s a shit job an hour away that doesn’t pay you, but you’re too lazy to look for a new job. It’s why you’ll never get anywhere in life. Get a second job? Oh wait poor baby works 40 hours a week that’s too much! God forbid you try and get rid of your debt and work a bit more. You have to be begged to do chores and fix things around the house why should you get your own job and money in order? Whew you work too hard. Rough life.
You want a family? Get your shit together. You can’t even take care of yourself let alone me or a kid.
You’d think being the dud of the family would motivate you to work harder and be better. Nope not you!
And you know you’re an asshole and don’t care to change it? That’s mature.
What do you have to offer me?
No money.
Not nice.
Selfish.
You took me away from my family and friends because you refused to move. Then you cheat on me.
You’ve gained over 60 lbs since we got together. You want to know why I don’t want to have sex with you? I’m so Unattracted to you. You’re disgusting. You smell. Your breath is the worse I’ve ever dealt with. Maybe go to the dentist. Take care of your fucking self.
I can’t. You get 1 year. Fix your shit.
I can do better. I deserve better.
Grow the fuck up.
“Some relationships are meant to heal you, some are meant to teach you how to build yourself up and some are meant to show you how to trust your own intuition”
— Sophia Bush
“55% of marriages end in divorce. 90% of relationships that are started before they are 30 end. If those were the stats for surgery, none of us would fucking risk it. But because it’s love and we’re stupid, we just lie on the operating table like, ‘Maybe this time I won’t die inside.’ My generation has become so obsessed with starting the rest of their lives that they’re willing to give up the one they are currently living. We have romanticized the idea of romance, and it is cancerous.”
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People are more in love with the idea of love than the person they are with.
Daniel Sloss, in his Netflix comedy special Jigsaw
A big corporation benefiting humanity? Nice, but rare
Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt
That is the funniest thing i have ever read
Some days are grumpier than others…
Noooo…. Baby… :(
BILL NYE can’t stress the importance of Climate Change enough
honestly man i just want someone to want me. to text me. to use a simple situation as an excuse to touch me. i want someone to think about me when they go to sleep and to tell me exactly that. i want someone to flirt with me, to ask me out. to hold my hand. i want someone to call me in the middle of the day, if for no other reason, because they felt like it. i just want someone i want to want me back.
please be gentle to your pets, they trust you so much and believe that whatever youre doing for them is the best thing. they trust you to be kind and benevolent. small critter or otherwise, you have the trust of this animal, and i implore you to be gentle and decent. don’t betray that trust
by Thomas W.
