“Vroom Vroom Bitches.”- Herbie “The Love Bug” 1968

Zoë I put the rack in Dracula

[basi-boy]

this video has been the last hinge holding me together for weeks now. I need to watch it once a day or I'll start disintegrating

[eeveelotions]

heres the translation I found online for fellow enjoyers

[fruitgravies]

the failure(s); the many loves of the vampire lestat

prints • insta • twt

[chloesevignysbowlcut]

[stuckinapril]

(me ever since I was 12) okay I actually need to get it together now

[notedchampagne]

every book marketed as 'adult sapphic romance' has a synopsis that goes like Auber Crombie is a 27 year old divorcee, free of her comphet marriage and ready to start a new life in the big city... until her car breaks down in the middle of a small town and shes forced to stay with an old fling-turned flame until the snowstorm stops blocking her from her dreams. And Delilah Hay had recently proclaimed herself date-free and living the single life, happy with her small-town mechanic job and working on her part-time queer romance novel - that will be finished once she gets over her years-long writer's block.

When the two of them talk dreams versus fiction over some warm campfire soup...sparks fly, and suddenly Auber doesn't know if she has it all figured out. Delilah is stubborn, but nothing in her life ever goes to plan. Could they get their heads out of their asses? Can they generational trauma found family ren faire plan their way out of love, or are they on a highway to heartbreak hell? Find out in this hilarious enemies to lovers hallmark spicy slowburn sapphic romantasy with Whipped cream, Whiskey, and Whites.

and the title is something like Kobolds Koffee and Kegels

[filmphotofranz]

you cant call it that

[zoesupreme]

generational abyssmal dogshit coming down the pipe

[zoesupreme]

he's so real tho

[galaxywarp]

[plasmalink]

Pronoun roles on discord servers aren't a bad idea, but there is the fun implication that you can ping an entire pronoun set.

Hey I got a problem with something, this is an all they/thems on deck situation

[woodwool]

this is killing me

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the hot chocolate enjoyer when you ask where all the milk is going so fast:

[faraway-ant]

i’ve seen this user post this photo as a sort of reaction image a couple times now and it makes me laugh every time. because this is the incredibly elusive marbled cat and they really do just have a tendency to look so pitiful, guilty, and empty in the head. so here’s some more photos of them looking like there’s just one marble bouncing around their skull:

[depsidase]

[liberalsarecool]

Republicans made pedophilia their identity.

[havocs-archived]

tumblr PLEASE stop recommending me Sasuke’s Morgue

[havocs-archived]

[officialsasukerp]

yoy can’t fucking get away from me

[slowspinningredemption]

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

[deathwarlock]

my new oblivion character, evil ass freak

[conkreetmonkey]

[shamebats]