put the world in a box

I'm over pretending there is any sort of system to this. Here, I'll mostly flail about my OTPs/favourite characters/fandoms. I'm currently trapped in the MCU spiral and unlikely to get out anytime soon. On AO3 and twitter I'm melonbutterfly.

[arabwife]

2017 the year of the “go for it”. There’s nothing to lose, everything to gain

[trancer4e4life]

Best scene in history of television.

And i cannot imagine what Bakura feels. It must be… out of this world.

[cleanbaby666]

Was watching Ghostbusters 2 and this happened. 

Oh well, we had a good run guys, but the 80′s movie has spoken. 

[bogleech]

She was right and it’s just finishing up kinda slowly

[thebootydiaries]

i almost broke my neck 

[thebootydiaries]

if one more soggy toilet paper roll tries to convince me im being oppressed i will personally send you a frozen turkey so that your mom can cook it and you can eat it and then you can watch it go through your entire digestive tract since your head is conveniently shoved so far up your ass that you have a great view of your colon

[ya-olo-deactivated20160606]

Religion is actually oppression though so

[thebootydiaries]

[chikkou]

people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool

[kimcodes]

or the chances are spent.

[bobbijaxxx]

this Somali girl gave him the WORK when he tried to pull her hijab Reblog so you can bless every Muslim Woman with these hands

[myniggahplease]

Give it to him

[thebigblackwolfe]

I’m mad he actually tried to throw his hands up back omfg. I hope she’s ok.

[jigglyturk]

Shes been training or something, look at that form… she’s been preparing for a fucker to test her 

[labias]

me every time womanizer comes on

[bandtshirt]

me as well

[tophuriousrex]

She did that

[constantli]

This honestly goes so hard

[garbashians-deactivated20171116]

when someone makes a joke about one of ur insecurities

[kavehgenshin]

shoutout to mentally ill people who forget to go to the bathroom, eat, or any other “mundane” activity

shoutout to mentally ill people who can’t bathe, brush their teeth, do laundry, or any other “mundane” activity

you’re not gross, you’re not awful, you’re worthy of love and respect

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

There should really be a ‘nevermind’ option on Netflix. Sometimes I start a movie or a series and ten minutes or an episode in, I decide I don’t like it. I don’t want to see it in my ‘continue watching’ category, and I certainly don’t want to see ‘because you watched this thing’ either. I made a mistake. Please stop reminding me.

[shanology]

Netflix, let us move past our mistakes

the moral of frankenstein is if youre going to build a monster out of dead body parts dont make him like 8 feet tall and super strong

[nopeyourejustanazi]

or just love your super strong 8 feet tall son

[smokesforharris]

Like, don’t abandon him because you are scared of him. Like you met him a second ago. He just wants a family

[feynites]

The moral of the story is that you need to be prepared for the realities of parenthood before you commit. Sometimes you get what you expected, sometimes you get an eight foot tall super strong patchwork zombie child, sometimes you get neither of those things. No take-backs.

[tenthdoctorslefttoe]

when you find out a thing you like is gay

[kainimuramonster]

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

[greyallison]

He’s cosplaying the night sky.

[lesbianrey]

lucasfilm please bait me with a femslash ship i dont care about my dignity anymore at this point it doesnt even need to be canon i just need raw material….get two girls in the same room who talk…please i am begging for scraps my family is starving and will not survive the brutal winter. we are running out of reyva content…this may be my final message….save the femslash…save the dream

[whatfreshhellisthis]

hey star wars: put two girls in a room who talk.

[honeyjelli]

*buys something online*

wow it sure is good to have a reason to live again

[prettynerdieworks]

[can-i-tap-it-for-mana-deactivat]

This made me ugly laugh

[saraklaus-deactivated20161228]

Ay