“So, after negotiations with my daughter over what pet she wanted me to get, I am now the proud owner of ‘Passionfruit’, who is a seven inch from head to tail, white and grey rat. Maybe she’s cuter than a tarantula or snake, but Jesus Christ, I still find it weird. I mean... there is a rat in my apartment. Today was my first morning with her there, and I walked into my lounge room to find a rat staring out her cage at me- literally scared the shit out of me.”















