Eyes Open Wide

Flynn Palma. Wannabe musician. Actual monkey. Bristol born, LA living.

[davidxvega-deactivated20170619]

That’s so cute.

[flynnpalma]

That's not exactly the word I was use for it, but I suppose so. It was more of an interesting experience than anything.

[elainacaster]

I do, too. She’d probably end up giving them all makeovers and teaching them better ways to accentuate their cleavage. I mean– She offered to help me get ready for my date and the idea kind of scares me because I don’t think I could pull off 100% of what she wears. Dust– Jesus. Uh– Define ‘thing’? But- I don’t even know what to call it. We’re just trying things out…and I’m really happy about it, strangely. I don’t know, it’s weird to me that I went four years without ever considering that he might like me and now it’s like he’s completely swept me off my feet and– Yeah.

[flynnpalma]

I've heard her explain quite a few tricks to people, they're quite interesting. I don't know how many of them would actually work for drag queens though since most of them don't have a whole lot work with. Oh gosh. Well I mean I personally am a big fan of the way Roxie dresses, so if you are too, then that might be a good thing, but if not then maybe some help from like Lizzie would be better. He's happy about it too, he wouldn't stop talking about the other day before I went to get In-N-Out. Well that's just adorable. I hope you guys work out! Roxie and I were talking about a double date type of thing while we're here! She's been trying to talk me into a strip club though, so be prepared if it's that.

[roxiemartin]

What are those parts, exactly? Which are your favorites? Look, I know you’re into the sexy stare that can lure someone to bed, but that can’t just be flaunted around here like that. Only when we visit that strip bar I told you about.

[flynnpalma]

.....Those dainty little hands of yours, you just don't get that with a woman who was once a guy. But I can't help it, Roxie! It just comes out and I don't even realize I'm doing it. Its a complete accident, I promise. I'm pretty sure you are the only girl in the entire world who would make an effort to bring their boyfriend to a strip club.  I'm probably going to end up hiding in my shirt the entire time.

[elainacaster]

They obviously haven’t meet the Roxanne Martin. I’d be afraid.

[flynnpalma]

Obviously not. But for some reason I feel like Roxie would get along very well with drag queens, so she might just become their best friend and I'll be left in the dust! Speaking of dust, you and Dusty are a thing now, hmmmmm?

[roxiemartin]

We haven’t been here a full day and I already have competition? You need to tone down the allure, Mr. Palma.

[flynnpalma]

Well I don't know if it's really competition, since I can't say she was my type. She had a few extra parts and was lacking certain ones I'm quite a fan of. But I'm sorry, I guess I can try, but no promises.

[ericfvck-deactivated20150828]

How straight-forward. 

[flynnpalma]

I know! But I think that's just what kind of people I attract, because I do actually have a girlfriend and she hits on me just about the same way still and we've been dating for quite a while now. But her and the drag queen are probably the only two people who have ever hit on me so I don't know if that's completely factual.

[flynnpalma]

A drag queen came up, grabbed my ass and told me if I had a girlfriend she better watch out. So this is Vegas.

[flynnpalma]

@roxiefoxie: @flynnrider i can give you plenty of reason not to get up anyway :~)

@flynnrider: @roxiefoxie Oh gosh, I'm kind of curious as to what they might be, but I also don't think we should discuss that on twitter!

[georgeshelleycanada]

[flynnpalma]

@flynnrider: Nobody's getting me out of bed today

[flynnpalma]

Text; flynn

Zelda: I am stuck out in the heart of LA

Zelda: and my "friends" abandoned me.

Zelda: can you come save me? Pleaseeeeee?

Flynn: well they don't sound like very good friends!

Flynn: But of course! Unless you've been rescued already because I took a little while to respond to this

Flynn: I hope you didn't get kidnapped that would be quite terrible

[atharrystyles]

[roxiemartin]

We’ll look into it! We’re in LA, there’s a class for literally everything here, Flynnie. Dusty tries his very best, but on busy nights he can be overpowered and it’s sad to watch him go down. Perfect, we don’t even have to hire some stranger to do it for you. I don’t know how good Lizzie’ll look when she has the  belly, though. You should see some of the women that come in here, Flynn. They’re still drinking and they have babies on the way!

[flynnpalma]

That's true, I saw a guy at city walk the other day and he was offering ninja lessons. They taught you how to throw those spiked stars. So maybe I can just do that! Poor poor Dusty. Lizzie's a pretty pregnant lady though! But that's true, not every guy is likely to come up and hit on a pregnant woman in a bar unless it's Abe and she already has Abe. That's awful, you should refuse to serve them because that's just not good at all.

[roxiemartin]

You may have a baby face, but I bet you could be intimidating. You just have to learn a few tough guy sayings like “Who you looking at?!” I think you could get them to do it for free, honestly. It seems like they get a high off of scaring guys away.

[flynnpalma]

Maybe they have like a tough guy class I can take and then I can come in and scare all your customers away! Or Dusty could just take all the creepy customers. They probably would, honestly. We can start inviting Lizzie and Lenore out and they'd just scare all the creeps out of the bar!

[roxiemartin]

Had a guy try to slip his number in my cleavage today at work. You lot are getting creative, I gotta say. And I’m getting better at knocking people backwards on their stools from behind the bar.

[flynnpalma]

Oh dear. Well I'm glad you're getting better at that because I can't say I've gotten any better at the intimidating boyfriend thing. Maybe I can start paying Abe and Ryker to come scare off other guys for me.

[maevadestiny-deactivated2015120]

[flynnpalma]

Text || Flynn

Bas: I'm an inch taller than you, I think it'd look a little awkward if someone made the attempt.

Bas: And who says mum might not have ordered it herself? You underestimate her pull far too much little brother. Any way, I'm glad you're coming down---What's the special occasion?

Flynn: It could happen. You could get drugged and then taken and I'm pretty sure you're Mum's favorite to annoy so then it'd go to me and I just don't want to deal with that

Flynn: She'd probably do it to teach you a lesson. What? Are you not in LA anymore?

[flynnpalma]

Text || Open

Bas: I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.

Flynn: please do me a favor and don't get raped or kidnapped

Flynn: I don't know how I would explain that to Mum and she would probably blame me for the rest of my life and I just don't think it was my responsibility to keep that from happening