so many homosexual shenanigans

trying to control the brainrot (and failing)

[chiffonlime643]

ITS OVER FOR ME. BURY ME IN THE GROUND NO COFFIN. THEY BARELY GOT TIME TO RECUPERATE OOIUGGN. LET THE WORMS FEAST ON ME. I MIGHT DIE. CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE NEVER GOT TO GENUINELY TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING TO EACH OTHER. I WILL DIE. WE’RE COOKED FOREVER. THE DAMN FINGER-TO-LIPS TOUCH THAT REPLICATED THE FINALE OF GO2 OUGGGGHHH. THE END HAS COME. THEY GOT “REINCARNATED” BECAUSE THEY WERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE. EXPLODE ME WITH A FUCKING STICK OF DYNAMITE. OUGHHHH FELL GOT TO BE A BOOKSELLER AND CROWLEY GOT TO BE AN ASTROPHYSICIST AND STUDY THE SPACE AND THE STARS HE LOVED. THEYRE EXPLODING ME RIGHT NOW AS I SPEAK. GUN TO HEAD .99MM. THEY GOT MARRIED AND GOT THE FUCKING COTTAGE. BLEEDING FROM MY SCALP AND CRYING TEARS OF BLOOD. HHRRRRRGGHHHHHHHH ASA DESPERATELY WANTS THERE TO BE SOMETHIGN MPRE WHILE CROWLEY IS PERFECTLY CONTENT WITHOUT A HIGHER PURPOSE UGGHHH MIRRORING THEIR BIBLICAL SELVES HHRRRRGGG. THIRTY-SEVEN BULLET WOUNDS IN MY CHEST. WHERE THE FUCK DID JESUS GO I MISS HIM

[fellshish]

like am i crazy or was there actually ZERO reason at all that crowley and aziraphale had to say oh yeah kill us too 🫶

[tetrapaec]

I don't think you understand how important this kiss is.

Doing this in front of God too.

They sacrificed their love so that we, humans, could love each other and make decisions. They spent 6000 years teaching each other that humanity is not a toy. They died for us, they love us as much, if not more than they love each other. They are our deities, our creators. They are Love. We are children of Love.

[buggydyke]

"why give me crowley? why make me complete and then take it away?" GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. GOD. i cant keep doing this i cant do this anymore oh jesus fucking christ i need to be sedated i need to be put in a coma

[flynnus-01]

We all saw Caine looking at the office with ‘CA’ on the wall. But we did get straight up confirmation that CA stands for Caine and Abel, as written on the slide of the gun Jax was holding here.

It’s faint but you can make out the words if you look, as well as the logo near his finger.

Who was Abel?

[a-little-ray-of-fantasy]

"Stolas isn't wrong for choosing his own happiness for once after years of abuse and depression"

and

"Octavia isn't wrong for feeling betrayed by her father and fearing she's been only an obligation to him"

are two concepts that can and should coexist.

[nyxofdemons]

so glad he finally learned what insurance is

[rottmntrulesall]

DOMESTIC STOLITZ MONTAGE IM GOING INSANE

[flynnus-01]

im honestly so proud of blitz this episode. the way he’s stayed so patient and supportive of stolas, even while he’s slipping back into old habits - snippy remarks about wealth, handing blitz his coat. because blitz knows what he wants now, and he knows that stolas is just going through a rough time.

a few months ago I would never have believed that this blitz exists haha

[flynnus-01]

and this time, blitz wanted to

[flynnus-01]

So their roles really have reversed, huh?

[flynnus-01]

NO WAY WE GOT A DANCE

[mintaikkcorpse]

Pinterest really out on a misson to make me cry today, huh?

[timkontheunsure]

touch the pretty thing

[nyxofdemons]

IT'S THE WAY THEIR INTERNAL WORLDS BLEED TOGETHER. the way blitz still looks up at him, still in front of him and bathed in light, but the way they're on equal ground this time; there's no pedestal. the golden chains forcing blitz away from stolas vs them dragging blitz to him in truth seekers. stolas on his knees looking up at blitz (the moon) vs blitz on his knees watching stolas. the way that stolas has the freedom to fly after the moon vs blitz being chained down and unable to reach for him. the golden feathers. insane

[thestrangecutie-deactivated2024]

It is sad that the final season kinda left a bad taste in our mouths. We got our cat man back!... But at what cost....😭?

[wollowstar]

ITS OCTOBER

that literally means

ANY DAY NOW