Why the new iPhone 4s kicks ass
So I gotta say it, “Apple You Pissed me Off” and this has to stop, right away, I Invested in your fucking expensive stocks, and all I have is pain and grief. First I was planing for it to plunge when the Amazon got their new shitty stuff out, so i shouldn’t have to pay those crazy $400 per stock price but to no evil. I ended up getting it at $374.89, 11 pecies And then I closed my eyes and waited for the magic to happen, I found myself bobbling to HASHEM to please help me become, you know…Rich, But to my distress nothing happened, And then the real test started, apple is holding an Event, and we all know what this means…… But for one reason or another Apple decided Not to release the hightly anticipated iPhone 5 Only a revamped iPhone 4, the “4S” and apparently this did not go well with the investors, So exactly what I wished for, from the Amazon event happened here, BUT, right after I bought the stocks And that’s where my nerves started going all bumpy, I mean what the fuck, Just because it’s not called the iPhone 5 doesn’t mean it’s not the next gen. iPhone and its totally more kicking ass then the previus gen., Other then the visible specs this thing is totally new in every way you look at it The camera went from 5MP to a whopping 8MP It gives you a full 1080p HD video quality vs. 720p It has the all new kick-ass A5 chip, if you think the iPhone 4 was fast, think again, this thing is going to be faster then your super hyper-active fingers, app crashing is a thing from the history Then you got Siri, what it does is more less like it’s your new girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/wife. I mean it won’t give you blow-jobs and this kind of things (maybe one day, who knows) wanna know the weather, there’s Siri for that, wanna post something really funny to Facebook, just let Siri know it’ll do it like a charm , wanna send a picture of your junk to someone, well, Siri’s to your aid And with the massive sucsess with their iPhone 4 design, Apple needs to be stupid to change it exterior, I mean it’s so beautiful so top notch, why change So getting back to my point, People need to stop bitching about the iPhone 5 not being released, because it was released, just not with the name you all were wishing for Oh on a side note, Tim Cook looked so gay on stage…..










