In the first days of the tinder boom my perpetually single gay ass was showing my friend how to use it (all she had known was her longtime boyfriend). As we sat in Jamba Juice sipping on smoothies I showed her an example - This is “Zach”. Now I think Zach is cute so I’m going to swipe right. Look at that; we matched! Now looking at Zach’s profile maybe he isn’t a match so now I will go here and hit unmatch. And that’s tinder - just at that moment someone walks in with a familiar face. ZACH WALKED IN. and we spent the rest of our jamba visit in silence.












