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I feel like a melted ice cream cone
My mind has been so corrupted by the use of "Jorts" and the like I forgot the word for jeans and called them "jants"
Spiritually im like a griffin if the lion part was a house cat and the eagle part was a crow
Day one of befriending crows I left some cat food on my window, there's like three or four crows outside my window in the trees, none of them have taken any yet.
Almost every cast of characters can be immediately improved with a shit-talking edgy teenager that’s allowed to curse and only exists to instigate small things into huge fights
Being minorly nearsighted and hating the way I look in glasses in fine until my only friend in class only want so sit in the back and the teacher writes too small and I don’t have my glasses because I don’t ever wear them
V! Owen headcannons because why the hell not
Left handed- because I said so
NOT SHORT, FREAKISHLY TALL!! Lanky!! Like, most characters come to about his shoulders when he isn't slouching
On that last point, GOD AWFUL POSTURE so he seems like a relatively normal height until he straightens his back
Functionally illiterate, he never had schooling as a kid I think… at least one doctor was kind enough to teach him how to read what he needed but past that my boy can't read
Okay so we all interpret the vamps with pointed ears, most of them point like up or out, Owen’s point down
Okay so this one is kinda confirmed in ep6 but Legundo reminds him of Louis
He may or may not have tried to throw himself in the fire with Louis but it didn't work so he just buried himself
I feel like he picks at his nails or something, not in like an anxious way, but like, just something he does absent mindedly
On the impulsive counting thing, I think he is counting a lot but especially if it's something that reminds him of when he was human, how many swings of his axe it takes to cut down a tree, how many blocks he placing as he’s rebuilding the castle, how many steps it takes to get from one side of the room to another
I also think he’s weirdly good at addition because of this, no other kind of math, just addition, he's okay at subtraction, and he might understand the concept of multiplication but that's about it
Really big fan of the idea of him using a mix of old English and modern (for the time of the main events, I want to say post WW1) English, or if he's especially pissed or experiencing more intense emotions he immediately switches back to old English
I only really like the last one because it makes a lot of his lines like 10x more dramatic I will be honest
He never actually learned to cut his hair so either he’s walking around with a chopped ass haircut, or Louis did his hair for him before he turned Owen
GSBSBSHSBDV OKAT okay, that's all (for now) feel free to add your own, this list is ongoing!!
Btw the fact that V! Owen wasn't asleep the whole 200 years means that he was starving himself <3 (this fact has destroyed me(?) made me more evil(?) because Owen is my blorbo)
*Sounds of a breaking glass* Okey I saw one too many people on this webbed site being wrong about my cubito on main, so here is I, Yoshi Yoshiintheweb, nerding out about Vampires SMP, the history of persecution and social outcasts, and overall narratives and shit like this.
(Some of) You are wrong about V!Owen's backstory and I'm Crashin' Out about this: An Essey.
My Credentials: archeology student, history nerd, specific interest in folklore, accusations of vampirism and witchcraft, and high media literacy stat (I put all my points in it I have nothing eles).
This post is specifically about the claims that Owen is either lying about his backstory OR misremembering part of it because, and I quote, "It doesn't make sense that residents of Oakhurst would kill a beloved mayor over the disappearance of a hated outcast, so he must be lying". It makes sense! And here's how! This is an analysis! I have citations for academic research!
The actual rant is under the cut because it's going to be LONG.
Projecting my cramps onto V! Scott because I’m in pain and he needs to be humbled
V! Owen noticing not just that he was free from his illness but also he’s just generally healthier (his hair is thicker, his eyes are clearer, unrelated aches and pains are gone) and having a fleeting thought of telling Louis before he remembers that he's dead
I HAD THE MOMENT
Me and a friend went to McDonalds and they got a burger but there were pickles on the burger and they didn't want pickles and they were too scared to ask for a new burger so I got to go and tell the worker that ‘they asked for no pickles’ (politely Ofc)
RAHHHHH MY FIRST ARTFIGHT ATTACK
HOLY SHIT I CAN DRAW??????
Anyway I’m trying to learn anatomy
It's almost time for artfight! This will be my first year participating so here is my artfight card thing lol.
I made some grain fanart, I hope you all like it :3