//Content Warning for Sex Crimes mentioned under the cut
OKAY HI-
I’m making this blog because I have gotten to invested in the drama surrounding @fnafagainstmodernfnaf so I’m making an update blog for them (mainly cause they keep deleting post also cause its been 8 days of this blog existing I believe and so much has already happened) all of the things that have happened under the cut ^_^
Navigation:
#main update
This post!! This post will be used as spark notes essentially for those who just want to know what the fuck they missed-
#update
General update tag.
#joke update
When the updates don’t have any real “lore” in them and I just think it would be funny to add them.
#long update
When a lot of stuff happens really quickly and it would just be easier to do one post talking about all of it.
non update
Things that aren’t updates.
Okay so first the backstory:
At the start there we’re 5 Mods. Mod Freddy Fazbear (who was the head mod I believe), Mod Foxy, Mod Ballon Boy, Mod Chica, and Mod Me. Hippo. The first big thing that happened on that blog I believe was when Mod Mr. Hippo was found out to be a register sex offender. Which when found out he was immediately kicked off the blog. There have also been multiple accounts of racism and transphobia from Mod Freddy Fazbear (who has just recently been kicked off the blog) which continued to reign as he was the head mod of the blog. Then Mod Chica (who was “the only adult” on the blog) was outed as being Ballon Boys 11 year old sister and was kicked off the blog. The blog is now down to only three mods. Then Mod Nightmare Mangle joins without permission from Head Mod Freddy Fazbear. So Mod Freddy Fazbear kept changing the password to the blog but like the cockroach they are (/aff) they prevailed and became a mod. Now we’re at four mods. Then Mod Freddy Fazbear made a very transphobic comment towards Mod Foxy and had to make an apology post about it he would also make racist remarks towards Mod Ballon Boy (who is ethnically Jewish) and that was the final straw. Today (August first twenty twenty three) Mod Freddy Fazbear has been kicked from being mod.
Current Mods:
Mod Freddy Fazbear {He/Him} (Old Alias Mod Golden Freddy Fazbear, Head Mod)
Mod Nightmare Mangle {They/Them} (Kicked for a week)
Mod Foxy {She/Her}
Mod Ballon Boy {He/They/Xe}
Ex Mods (In Order of When They Left)
Mod Mr. Hippo {He/Him} (Lied about his age, Was a registered sex offender)
Mod Chica {She/Her} (Lied about her age)
Mod Ennard {He/Him} (Had a power trip banned all mods then immediately got kicked afterwards)
Mod Bonnie {Doesn’t use pronouns} (Follower of Mod Ennard)
Mod RWQFSFASXC {They/Them} (Kicked for spamming their self harm scars)
Honorable Mentions:
Mod BB has reblogged Security Breach art onto the blog but deleted the post when Mod Freddy Fazbear got back from Youth Group
Mod Foxy seems to be the only sane one there
Mod Freddy Fazbear was okay with furrys
When Mr Hippo was a mod there was just so many people simping for him I don’t know why-
Ex Mod Freddy Fazbear allegedly had a super hot girlfriend
There is an infamous Non Mod/Maybe Mod Mod SpringTrap who has history with Ex Mod Freddy Fazbear
Mod Ennard has gone on a power trip and kicked all previous mods (Mod Nightmare Mangle, Mod Ballon Boy, Mod RWQFSFASXC, Mod Foxy)
Mod Freddy Fazbear came back and is now Mod Golden Freddy Fazbear and has kicked all other existing mods
What even is this post? Fnafagainstmodernfnaf, you’ve interfered with my personal life long enough. What is it that I’ve done to cause you to LONG for my suffering?? I’ll have you know that I’m not an idiot, I can understand you’re implying my super hot and sexy girlfriend(that i have) does NOT exist. My super hot and sexy girlfriend is VERY real and does exist. She is currently holding my hand as I type this post trying to stop me from saying anything that could get me into legal trouble because I am ENRAGED. Your friend wants to be my super hot and sexy girlfriend? NOBODY could be my hot and sexy girlfriend as she is ONE OF A KIND and HOT and SEXY which I doubt your friend is. Now excuse you, I am going to have super awesome sex with my super hot and sexy girlfriend that I have.
-Mod Freddy Fazbear
*she did not like me saying we were going to have sex and would like me to include that here.
Hey guys so this account was fun while it was going but I realized I was only that deep into the blog lore because I was hyper fixated on it- Like if I’m gonna be honest, I started rewatching the Starkid Musicals when the nee one came out and now it’s the only thing I can think about. Sorry-
Mod Freddy can you apple pay Mod mangle like $5 for me? I don't have Apple pay
I will not indulge in Mod Mangles addiction to dragon city. They have spent about 30$ so far and they work at McDonalds. “I still live with my parents I’m a minor” my ASS they are WASTING money and for what? A Kurtis Connor dragon? I am not letting them buy dragons with pedo stashes
Mod Freddy can you apple pay Mod mangle like $5 for me? I don't have Apple pay
I will not indulge in Mod Mangles addiction to dragon city. They have spent about 30$ so far and they work at McDonalds. “I still live with my parents I’m a minor” my ASS they are WASTING money and for what? A Kurtis Connor dragon? I am not letting them buy dragons with pedo stashes
How DARE you assume someone in our team died. We are YOUTHFUL and PROSPEROUS so how DARE you joke of such a topic. The only trash I see(other than security breach of corse) is you and your “humor”
I hope you die, and you will. I am murdering you. You have five Freddy fazminutes.
Like a little cat do you too carefully reach over your shoulder to gently lick it?
These non sensible “asks” fill me with Freddy fazrage. I cannot comprehend what must go through your mind to not only think of such a statement, but than proceed to curse us with your words. Your actions affect others and I hope you feel ashamed for what you’ve done. I live right by a cliff and with each passing day I feel a slight tug closer and closer to said cliff and one day I fear that one wrong word will make me walk towards the edge. I don’t plan to jump, instead I plan to find you using my Freddy Fazmobile and Freddy Fazmap and bring you to justice. To rid the earth of your existence. I am coming for you.
