STAN AND KYLE HAVING A CRUSH ON YOU
Characters: Stan Marsh, Kyle Brofloski (Separate)
Notes: Aged up to 18 - 19! (Not proofread)
He's a chill guy, you know? He likes to play electric guitar in his room, write song lyrics, and doesn't put much effort into studying for high school exams… However, when it comes to you, that calmness collapses as if a meteorite had crashed into the Roman Colosseum. Just seeing you walk to your seat in class makes his stomach flip.
Just seeing you walk to your seat in class makes his stomach churn. Over the years, he's learned to control his “romantic nausea,” as he calls it. Kyle, however, calls it “looking like a complete idiot.” It's been a long time since he's thrown up in a girl's face, so that's a big step forward for Stan.
I like to think that Stan shows his affection through actions, because if he speaks instead of words, bile comes out of his mouth. So you might find little gifts in your locker or even handed to you, his skin as pale as the snow that has been falling during the day. His gifts are usually things like a pick from your favorite band (he had to steal it from the local guitar store because it was too expensive), bird feathers that he thinks are pretty, which he always cleans before giving them to you. Or once he even gave you a flower. Which for him was like a declaration of love, because who the hell gives a girl a flower for no reason? You thought it was a super cute gesture, no one had ever given you a flower before!
Once he had to ask his friends for advice. How do you win a someone over without talking to them? Kyle told him that it was impossible to flirt without talking; words are essential in communication. Kenny, however, told him that he had to make small gestures, such as placing his hands on the small of their back when walking them somewhere, lightly touching their shoulder or hand while talking... Simple things. Although... for Stan, they weren't so simple.
That night, he stayed up very late thinking about you. He was a complete loser who had only had one relationship in his life, and it had been minimally toxic. What if you thought he was toxic and an alcoholic? Oh no... That ruined all his plans and fantasies of having a family and a dog with you! It ruined his nights of imagining a whole life of being happy with you, imagining how your hand would feel caressing his cheek or your kisses. Even how your head would feel resting on his chest while you were asleep. No one as ethereal as you could fall in love with someone like him. It was mathematically impossible.
And there was the problem: Stan was terrible at math. And didn't count on the fact that you smiled at him, helped him with the lyrics to his songs, worried about him when he ran to the bathroom...
Anyway, some of you might need a little push to take the first step. And let's hope it's not a push from Cartman, because he'll send you flying all the way to China.
Well, well, well... It's the Jew's turn.
He doesn't consider himself as calm as Stan. He's aware of everything that's going on around him. After all, being Cartman's target throughout his childhood has made him stay alert most of the time so he can react as quickly as possible to any of Eric's bullshit.
And with that, he's also aware of you. If you're in the same class as him, he'll always have part of his attention on you. He knows if you've dropped a pen, torn a piece of paper, or even forgotten your notebook. I feel like he really likes to look at you, he always notices something different from you.
I like to think that his hands shake when he's nervous. When he talks to you, he tries to keep his hands in his pockets so as not to give himself away, but he can't help talking with his hands. He needs to gesture when he speaks. Once, you noticed his hands shaking and unconsciously thought it was because he was cold, so you took them in yours. Poor Kyle turned as red as his hair.
He is very observant, noticing all the changes in the environment, in people... Which means he notices when your eyes light up when you talk about something you like, how your hands move a little more animatedly when you are excited, how you try to hold back the smile on your lips when you see something that makes you laugh and fail miserably...
He likes to see you smile!!!! That's why he would do anything to see your beautiful smile.
But the bad thing is that he doesn't dare to show his feelings for you. He's afraid of rejection :(
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